...Thanks man...I needed that...LOL!!!


Yes, I liked that one too...:D

Yes, which is the act of LIGHTING it there for you've lit the match first.

Its a brain teaser...its suppose to mess with your head.

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?

Yes.
Wish I did.
The German?

my problem solving color balls of color
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...Untitled-1.jpg (one too many e's on coffee)

HIJACKERS WILL BE EXECUTED

Newb: a hole

ALSO: NO MORE BRAIN TEASERS

(CAPS MEAN SERIOUS BUSINESS)

yyyyyeeesss maam.


The German is correct.

Who would win a fight....


Bruce Lee or an angry Chimp?


Also, if the opening bout was Screech vs. Urkel, who would win that?

How angry is the chimp? If he's angry at Bruce specifically then the chimp will rip Bruce Lee apart for sure.

I have to go with Screech.

The Chimp is as pissed as he can be. They didn't feed him for two days, then they jabbed him with sharp sticks, then they punched it's baby chimps right in front of him. Then they put him in an enclosed racquetball court with Bruce Lee.

Care to rethink your answer?

I've seen pictures of this elderly man who was disemboweled by a monkey. I'm pretty sure Bruce would be in the same situation by the end of it. That and Bruce Lee is dead, so I could kick his ass in a fight too.

Aight I have a question?

If someone had your parents hostage, would you suck the poo out of a guy's butt?

...Cuz I wouldn't do that.

What, for comfort?

uhhh I'd call up the people who had my parents hostage and ask them what they want.


(hahah)

You're stalling, stop stalling... would you do it?

I'd call and tell them that I'd love to help them, but in order for them to be released, I'd have to suck poo out of someone's butt. They'd understand. (My stomach is officially turned by the way)

Yeah, sorry... I was out drinking, my mind is somewhere else.

I'm going to have to look at dozens of gruesome car accident related impalements to get the images out of my head.

Whatever helps... I'm having a water bottle.:D

This has to be a new record. This thread almost went two pages without being Hijacked.

Why don't people just say "I have nothing to add but.... pay attention to me anyway"

...LOL!!!!

no words needed
 

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing either of your parents?

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

Are/Were you a good student?

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)
Favourite 16 bit console?

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Favourite food?

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes?

chicken or lamb?

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

That's all for now.

Oh my, Cheeb.

I have some questions:

Have you ever thought about killing
either of your parents?

I probably have thought about killing my mother, I just can't remember at the moment.

Do you hate more things about your friends than you like?

nah.

Are/Were you a good student?

Horrible student, still am.

Not including injury related - when was the last time you cried, and why?

During my aunt's funeral. There were so many people in the reception area that I felt I had to leave. (I mean I kept getting bumped into , there wasn't much space to breathe at all) So I finally got myself up to telling my mother that I was leaving which ended up in her calling my cold, and soul-less. So going on those good times, I headed out the door. It was pouring rain and I had a long walk... When I finally got back to my house, I found out that the door was locked (we never lock our door, incase anyone wants to rob us) Defeated, I sat down and started crying. Once I started crying, I couldn't stop.

Favourite 8-bit console (if applicable)

Nintendo

Favourite 16 bit console?

Super Nintendo

As a child, what was your greatest dissapointment?

Can't remember.

Favourite food?

I love chinese food, err americanized chinese food.

What was the last thing you regretted doing... I mean REALLY regretted doing?

Have you ever had an animal or person die in front of you? If so, please describe, and tell me how you handled it.

I told you about my cat that got hit by a car and I couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. He just kept letting out this really sad meow, he had a hole in his stomach. It made me feel really bad that it came to me and I couldn't do anything.

Have YOU ever killed anything, accidentally or not?

Of course.

Do you feel like you just want to die sometimes? These days, no.

chicken or lamb?

chicken

When you were at school...roughly what percentage of the other children would associate with/ talk to you?

Enough. I only have a handful of friend's I'd hang out with, but there was always enough people I knew enough to talk to.

What is the one thing about yourself that you dislike the most?

I procrastinate way too much

Re: no words needed
 

Yes, Jesus is a sexy bastard.

Ya think the Chicago Bears have a chance of winning today?

What's your weekly kleenex bill then?


You missed:


Thankyou for your candid responses, IF, and only if they were sincere. I mean...you said you'd answer them, you never said you wouldn't lie.

- B

Bet you don't know!
 

Why do fish smell funny?
Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?
If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?
Do willy warmers actually work?
Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?
Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?
Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?
Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?
And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species?

^^This was the post that made Murderdoll regret she´d ever made this thread. :rolleyes: :D

Re: Bet you don't know!
 

Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.

Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?

darkness is the absense of light. It would be like having non-miles per hour.

If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?

no, a fish is a fish.

Do willy warmers actually work?

I guess they would.

Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?

Because.

Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?

I've heard the question.

Why do men have nipples?

no idea, to keep them from looking fucked up maybe.

Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?

Even sour cream goes bad.

Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?

They want you to get fat and depressed.

Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?

Forget his name....

And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species? [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess because the next group down throw shit at eachother all day so we're relatively rational and intelligent.

hah maybe .00005 cents

I can't think of another time I've cried. Sometimes I've wanted to, but the floodgates are strong. :p

Re: Re: Bet you don't know!
 

That's funny, disgusting to think about but funny.

I'm sure people have tried and I'm betting it was extremely painful for both sides.

Well yeah, the actually act of someone trying to have sex with a fish is disgusting to think about but I was trying to obscurely make a dirty joke. Doesn't look like anybody got it though.

moving right along. (Don't worry, I'm sure it was a great fish/sodomy joke) :p

I'm surprised nobody has more questions for a person who knows everything... ;)

Well you are a very interesting person. There are lots of questions I'm sure that I could ask, but I don't want to seem like I'm mocking you or trying to be cool or something dumb like that.

This question is actually pertinent:

If your house was on fire, what's the first thing you'd take out?

Well, I´M laughing.................... Wait a minute................. No i´m NOT!! You´re a sick man, sick i tell ya!!!:mad: :mad: I feel so offended right now..... Poor fishies...:(

MD I'm not hijacking your thread but just to clear this up, the joke I was referring to making had nothing to do with having sex with fish. I've got issues but not that kind.

Cell phone would be the obvious choice.

But after I saw interviews with the Katrina victims and what they talked about losing, I'd grab my photo stack.

Honestly, I'm not a very materialistic person... I mean maybe I would be if I actually owned stuff. Wait! I have some 7th grader's soul in a jar. He just gave it to me for nothing, little does he know what sick plans I have for it. All I need now is blood from a perfect being *evil laughter*

I'm sorry, I got carried away....