might not wanna open your mouth too wide around it

You were suppose to be eating her pussy not her nostrils !!!!!!!

* shakes head, rookies..... when will they learn :D *

I've broken both my wrists at the same time, by slipping down some stairs...hey, it was either the wrists or the spine that landed first, I went with the wrists. Not bad breaks, but plenty painful.

I've had my foot run over during a hasty exit from a car...no bones BROKEN, but the bones of my right foot were seperated and had to be put back in place.

Ive broken knuckles (the big ones) on both my hands, did thai boxing for a few years a couple years back, and yeah...I was enthusiastic. They use rather solid bags, I hit them rather hard. The knuckles just mended themselves more or less...they look a little abnormal now, 'cos I never relly gave em a chance to heal properly...

I've disclocated my right shoulder. I was holding the rail thing in a bus, and some dick in a car pulled in front of it, bus hit the brakes hard, a few people tumbled, I held on, and when I took my hand off the rail, my arm was sticking out at an odd angle...I moved it around a little, pushed my palm against a wall and it kind jarred itself back in. To this day I can still pop it back out...but refrain from doing so - the pain when it goes back in, isn't worth the party trick grossout.

I've hairline fractured my knees and one of my elbows, and got a wicked twisted wrist after skateboarding down a long steep hill, and hitting some kinda stick or something, got tossed from the board, and yeah....didn't wanna hit the ground face first. The elbow and knees STILL (after about 10 years) have scarring where I had to dig out the peices of gravel.

I've had the bone at the side of my eye impacted playing baseball, nothing big...getting it back out wasnt pleasant. Minor scarring.

Probably the worst I've had would be the broken skull, at the age of two or three I think...naturally, not much memory of the incident, but from what I've been told, I went up the adder of a rather large metal slide, and went down it head first...that wouldn't have been a problem but for the dip at the end of the slide, it kinda "launched" me to the nearby outerskirting of the sand area, which was a solid log. Lights out. pparently I didnt speak again for six weeks.

Yeah, thats pretty much it for me.

Re: Broken bones
 

Your mean, you laughed at that poor kid. :confused:

My nose is broke right now from a motocross accident. But, no need to worry...................my face broke my fall. :(

Oh yeah ya'll, just so you know, it was hellboys fault it happened. Hellian, I'm mad!!! ;) :D

Your still my best friend though and my protector. :)

so it's your protector's fault that you broke your nose

yeah, he jinxed me. Said I had a cute nose and then BAAAAMMM, the next day, it's broken. :D

LMFAO :D :p

Yeah really, I would have probably broke my ass in some weird way if thats even possible. Or broke my whole self............LMFAO :D

I've broken each ankle a couple of times (and had several bad sprains)

common volleyball injury when some pipsqueak comes under the net in a failed attempt to hit or block and the other player (me) comes down from their hit or block and lands on the other players foot. All your weight comes down on the side of your ankle ..snap..

thats why i hate playing against hack players ..they spastically charge the net without a clue ..

I have never had a broken bone (Cross fingers).

I have been punched in the face, The ribs, elbowed in the eyes (Two black eyes, by a guy 240 pounds. 6 4'') Half of those were in sparring.

I have took a huge chunck of flesh out of my side when I ate shit skateboarding.

Countless others, but never broke.

nose twice
couple of fingers
fractured both my shins in a car crash

Nose broken 3 times-all fights

Broken 4 fingers-2 fights, one I put my hand thru the window of my exs car. Got a good scar on the wrist to show for it. Once at the race track. Car wreck.

2 cracked ribs Once at the track and same ribs again in a fight at the race track.

Good sized scar under my eyebrow from a beer bottle upside the head

One broken heart-Thanks Lisa

broken nose
broken collar bone
broken fingers
broken toes
cracked skull
broken ankle
( to long and boring to go into how lol).

seperately.

lol i cant drive im just clumsy.

Clumsy is stubbing your tow on the couch leg.

What you are is a kamakaze.:D

lmao:p you wana join me on a trip.

Sure, just let me say my heartfelt goodbyes to my loved ones.:D

funny story:
My sister had a sprained wrist. Her and some of her friends were over by some tennis nets, and she decided to jump over one. Well, I guess she fell wrong or something, and rather than brace herself with her sprained wrist, she used the other hand, and BROKE that wrist.

What is with people and jumping tennis nets? I had two friends back in high school who tried doing that, one lost a tooth.

It's a dangerous sport, that tennis...

at Least youy wont be bored.

I'm sure I'll be gripping my seat the entire time.

Seriously, are all those broken bones from car accidents?

one car accident broken toes wen i bunced of the bonnet on to the ground

broken ankle in a fall

and the rest were done by other ppl.

hairline fractured the side of my left hand twice... have a lump of bone there now, that I can feel under the skin. As for other body parts, none major, but i've hade a boner broken when a girl was blowing me, and though it was sexual to stick her finger up my ass, whilst she was upping and downing. I'll have none of that.

awwwwwwwww lol:p

We in the biz' call that "The Russian Lighthouse".

you should've given her the Sudanese Meat Cleaver to retaliate

well the russians can keep their friggin lighthouse, these bulbs and dick are blown. lol

I just got my nose broken earlier today playing hockey.

ouch.. how'd that happen, stick to the face?

worse....puck

There was only a minute and a handful of seconds left and we were winning by one, goalie slipped so I being the genius I am decided to jump in front of the slap shot and WACK!!!

ouch...yeah same thing happened to me!two weeks later they had me in rehab doing cock push-ups.

but seriously.two broken ribs(the worst).broken nose in a fight and broken right ring finger trying to catch a football drunk.

I heard broke ribs are the worst

I've never broken anything.

it's like the heart of a clown,it hurts everytime you laugh or inhale sharply.


smartass!:mad:

huh ?