just remember .. not everyone likes a dry martini :D

I wouldn't think of offering a dry martini, but sometimes, you know mixed drinks, they need a little stirring to get them just right.

ladys and gents, its james bond innuendo night :)

Yes, very true, because shaken can be fun too.

Oh...I guess I can't really participate in this discussion...All of my panties are just plain and black, some with lace, some without, but that's about it really...Oh well...

I know what a dirty martini is. I had one once. Couldn't drink it. Just out of curiosity, are we talking gin martinis or vodka martinis? I hate gin.

I'm not going to mention a certain picture.:D You wear your panties well.

does not

I don't love it myself but it's alright...To each his own.

LMAO...I forgot you saw that.....HAHAHAHA

I'm going to give you guys something, and I hope you like it. It's a poem I wrote about two years ago. It goes to Rayne, moreso, because I never knew until I met her who the woman in the poem is. (It's not a sexual thing...it's more of an idea)

I like the idea
Of after hours
When the city is just getting quiet
But beneath the ground
There's a buzz
It's the sound of feet
On a smokey dance floor
The sound of drinks
Clinking against formika tables
A soft huff from the exhaust of a fast car
I like the idea of a city at night
Where yellow taxis
Cruise lovers back to pads
And office men that are late
Getting home from work
I like the sound she makes
When she enters the room
Creeping quietly
Across the floor
Her bare feet relaxing
From tall platform boots
Made out of steel
And polyurethane
Her perfume lingering in my mind
Like subtle hints of a dream
I like the dying
Of a night time city
When the sun is stretching slowly
Waking up in the sky
It's the sound of bakery shops
Just opening their doors
And the smell of coffee
Invigorates my new dream.

Aww...What an honor...Dustin liked your poem, too...The imagery is great :)

there's a pair of boxer shorts lying on my guitar

Much obliged.:)

LOL...Thanks for the visual of a messy teenaged male's room...

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.............yep yep ;)

Why thank you hellian my protector ;)

How many times do we have to tell you two to get a room?:D

A pm or 2 would also be good ;)

In the words of Beavis.....
























*breathes in air and holds breath*























































I killed a bunch of people once....

I remember that

Did you miss the big stupid smiley face, Hellboy??? It was supposed to be a joke...playing off an old line. Talk about moany groany.:p

is anyone fed up with crap weather its lovely and warm but the clouds are dark damn mother nature

Uh...as the resident Witch, I'll have to ask you not to DAMN Mother Nature, thank you very much. Next time, your genitalia will cease to function.

Last warning.

i apologise can you have a word with her just for a little sun please

As a denizen from the South Eastern US. Come here and get all the sun you want. Take it with you to where ever you live in Leeds, and give us your weather in return.





























Make sure there's thunderstorms.

i thought that was a tongue sticking out smiley ?

In my post about them getting a room...

Is that you in your av Haunted? If so...you are very beautiful.

Anyway.........I get pissed off at old people who stand at a store counter buying 100 lotto tickets while 10 people are waiting in line.

Now since they are retired.....and have so much time on their hands, why can't they let other people go ahead who just want to buy one thing. That or they count out their money in pennies. Now most likely they have money in their savings account, but just want to get rid of the pennies while everyone in line quietly loses their mind........ :rolleyes: :p

Darkness And Light

At first i thought it was her but upon closer inspection, i believe its Tori Amos.

It would be Tori Amos. I only dream of being that beautiful, and even if I was...I wouldn't post my half naked body across the internet.

It had to be said.

Speaking of Tori Amos....what the hell are these suppose to be.:p

http://www.phrizbie-design.com/TORI_.../tori_amos.jpg

Ask her. She's kinda weird so I don't know if you'd get a straight answer. It probably has a lot to do with male sexuality...not just the design, but also, because that came off the Little Earthquakes album which has a lot to do with sexuality.

Tori Amos' Raining Blood cover is amazing.

That is a cool cover. Really haunting sounding paino and shit. No one believes me when I tell them she covered that.

I can't believe she covered "Smells like Teen Spirit". I haven't heard it, yet. Don't know if I want too.

You know what you can kiss??? My fuckin ass.....................ha, how you like that?? There it is, now pucker up.

Really..... that's pretty lame. I don't want to hear that.

That song's been thrashed enough without people covering it.

I do like the supermarket/elevator style version on Hype! tho :p kinda fitting really.....

i'm bored as fuck so i'm bumping this so I have a place to post.