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No Face 08-06-2005 08:38 AM

what about you hate iraq. same sentince speaking the truth. wouldn't you want your name in that sentince. i'm sure you would.


racism is bad M'Kay

Babygurl20 08-06-2005 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by No Face
what about you hate iraq. same sentince speaking the truth. wouldn't you want your name in that sentince. i'm sure you would.


racism is bad M'Kay

I didn't understand a word you just mumbled.

No Face 08-06-2005 08:47 AM

you said not to put your name and iraq in the same sentince.
i put. you hate iraq.
then i said
what you wouldn't want your name in that sentince
i'm sure you would you racist bastard




racism is mad M 'Kay

ChEEbA 08-06-2005 09:07 AM

Shut up already, you TWAT!:rolleyes:

No Face 08-06-2005 09:18 AM

Scum of the earth bitch who you calling a twat. Wait is that the best comeback you can make up. Damn you suck. Or if your a women you lick you know whatever floats your boat.

ChEEbA 08-06-2005 09:22 AM

A comeback is a response. That was the first thing I said to you.
Idiot.
Stop carrying on like an angry mongoloid child.
Is there no-one to put this stupid fuck out of here?

ItsAlive75 08-06-2005 09:23 AM

I'm not going to take that big of a part in this discussion, but all I'll say is this.

No Face, commas will help make your posts more readable. Right now its an adventure to make out what you're trying to say.

No Face 08-06-2005 09:25 AM

Commas are a waist of typing. They don't deserve to be on a keyboard.


And it was a shitty comeback. but a comeback none the less

yourlastmistake 08-06-2005 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by No Face
Scum of the earth bitch who you calling a twat.
I believe that would be you .

No Face 08-06-2005 09:51 AM

compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass

zwoti 08-06-2005 10:01 AM

don't you just love how these threads go

ItsAlive75 08-06-2005 10:01 AM

Not to nit-pick, but...

rac·ism: Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

Babygurl20 08-06-2005 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by hellboy
The only thing I am a prejudiced against is ignorance.It seems to be accumulating in great abundance in this thread. The Iraqi comment was totally off the chart and uncalled for. And you sir, are an idiot!!!! If you knew anything about the the girl, you wouldnot have opened your mouth. Her boyfriend happens to be there fighting those bastards. How about a little compassion, DICKHEAD!!



There I fixed it, ok?


Thank you so much HB, I knew I could count on you, you're a sweetheart.
Now No Face, listen to HB and go to a website for me...........it's called [url]www.webstersdictionary.com. Then get back to us. Thanks.

urgeok 08-06-2005 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by No Face
compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass
this is what happens when kids dont get attention..
someone throws them a computer and the internet to get rid of them and in their bitterness and stupidity .. they go to forums and trash talk to start shit because its a safe way to get attention.

if they do it at school someone kicks the shit out of them - so in the privacy of their shitty home they can be a big man.

for some reason people are bored or ignore the fact and feed the guy what he wants - a response.

i say ignore him ... no matter what he says - ignore him .. he'll fuck off soon enough.

but no .. most people here dig the bullshit ... like having a can of their own to kick.

it fucking happens over and over again.

zwoti 08-06-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok

but no .. most people here dig the bullshit ... like having a can of their own to kick.

it fucking happens over and over again.

true........true :(

ShankS 08-06-2005 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by No Face
compassion my ass how about i blow you up bitch. oh yah and ignorance is not a race dumbass

Haunted 08-06-2005 12:07 PM

It's funny... I asked BG20 to curtail the flirting so that we could get involved in this dicklick's silly stupid flaming/spamming of our forum. I know the essence behind the thread was complete bullshit, which I why I wanted people to comment. Not to start a war, but to set a precedence for what we hard earned members will and will not stand for.

At the end of the thread, when everyone's had their say, we jot down the fucker's ip address and then ban him. If he comes back, we'll know. I mean, one could enter the forums through the library or cyber cafe. However, their posting would be so much less frequent that it probably wouldn't matter. Besides, I believe in Zwoti and Rayne's ability to know when the "usual suspects" return to start bullshit.

One last thing. BG20, you are so awesome. I asked you something, you answered with curteousy and thought. I truly appreciate that in a person. It's also hard to come by here at HDC. I'm glad that you've climbed aboard with us here a HDC. We need more women on this forum that have a good level of maturity. Other women of integrity : Bloodrayne, 9nine, MLM, Babs and even Gren (sometimes she and I butt heads, but other times she'll wip out some profundity...only wish she'd give us a little more horror).

urgeok 08-06-2005 12:43 PM

there are very few women here who actually participate in the horror oriented forums.

Jenna being a glaring exception ...she participates in the book and movie forums regularily...good poster too.

Haunted 08-06-2005 12:59 PM

You know what, Urge...I forgot about Jenna until I had already posted. I should have gone back and editted my post, but I didn't like a dumbass...we've got prodigal family over...so I was in a rush. Sorry Jenna:D

I know what you mean about not posting in the other parts of the forum. I have and do occaisionally. Many times, I just like to read the posts. If I feel that I have something to contribute, I will. I like the art forum. I could post in the "recent horror fillms" section, I just haven't gotten around to, and The Devil's Rejects is not playing in my town. (Eventhough I hated HOTC, I still want to see this movie).

No Face 08-06-2005 01:25 PM

hey, i served in Iraq, you dumbasses. and as for your long winded nonsensical hoberjober which i do not feel like reading because its like staring at a piece of shit: it doesnt get anymore amusing or change my views on anything because it cant speak properly. and girl with guy in iraq: whats your boyfriends co's name? i might know him. im am/was a field medic in the 81st police division in kuwait. represent!:mad:

Marroe 08-06-2005 01:34 PM

I've never seen a miliary person as disrespectful as you are.

Haunted 08-06-2005 01:42 PM

I have a friend that served in Iraq, and it didn't turn him into a giant ASSHOLE. So, don't use your having served in Iraq to come to this forum and treat its denizens like shit. Furthermore, stop wasting space on our forum with your stupid bullshit. You know I'm almost tempted to say that you're lying about serving in Iraq, because you're such an arrogant dishonorable bastard.

AUSTIN316426808 08-06-2005 02:02 PM

Your birthday says you're to young to serve in the military but for the sake of argument lets say you got it wrong...doesn't matter where/if you've served in the military, nothing you do or have done gives you the right to be an asshole bottom line.

The only reason you've come here is for the reasons urge mentioned, start shit in the safety of your home to feel like a tough guy and it's really just sad.

meetthecreeper 08-06-2005 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I have a friend that served in Iraq, and it didn't turn him into a giant ASSHOLE. So, don't use your having served in Iraq to come to this forum and treat its denizens like shit. Furthermore, stop wasting space on our forum with your stupid bullshit. You know I'm almost tempted to say that you're lying about serving in Iraq, because you're such an arrogant dishonorable bastard.


He is lying.


I think he served with Gungho and Duke in the GIJoe up my ass brigade.

You know the guys that fight against the evil Cobra commander and his merry band of ass pirates.

Marroe 08-06-2005 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Your birthday says you're to young to serve in the military but for the sake of argument lets say you got it wrong...doesn't matter where/if you've served in the military, nothing you do or have done gives you the right to be an asshole bottom line.

The only reason you've come here is for the reasons urge mentioned, start shit in the safety of your home to feel like a tough guy and it's really just sad.

ain't it funny how he changed his birthdate in his profile after this?

Babygurl20 08-06-2005 02:35 PM

I think that anyone who has the nerve to come on here and degrade our troops by saying that he was one should be banned not only from here, but from the USA. You can not honestly come in this thread and say that you served when you direspect our troops like this. I am not even really mad, I'm just sad that if you really were in Iraq with my b/f, I just hate to know he had someone as awful as you fighting beside him. I hope that soon what all you have said will affect you and make you see that there really are people out there who have a reason for living, and your not one of them.

Thanks Haunted, I like the input on what I could do better. Don't like pissing people off if I can help it, so thanks for helping me learn the ropes around here. :)

meetthecreeper 08-06-2005 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
ain't it funny how he changed his birthdate in his profile after this?
I saw that too. Nice ruse jackass.


Noface impression *Ruse, whats a ruse?? Oh well back to putting GIjoe up my ass*

Haunted 08-06-2005 03:42 PM

Creeper, sometimes you say the funniest shit

Ba-domp-pomp-domp!

Stickin' GIJoes up one's ass...that kills. I once knew a guy that put a curling iron up his ass...and it was ON. What a dumbass.

AUSTIN316426808 08-06-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Creeper, sometimes you say the funniest shit

Ba-domp-pomp-domp!

Stickin' GIJoes up one's ass...that kills. I once knew a guy that put a curling iron up his ass...and it was ON. What a dumbass.



That fucking hurts just reading it

jenna26 08-06-2005 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
there are very few women here who actually participate in the horror oriented forums.

Jenna being a glaring exception ...she participates in the book and movie forums regularily...good poster too.

Hey thanks! I do try...lol...:)

And thanks to Haunted also....even if you did forget me....:p

jenna26 08-06-2005 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, I'm amazed that ANYONE could forget you. As tinatious and forward as you are. Among other things. ;)
Um thanks? I think.....:p

ShankS 08-06-2005 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No Face
hey, i served in Iraq, you dumbasses. and as for your long winded nonsensical hoberjober which i do not feel like reading because its like staring at a piece of shit: it doesnt get anymore amusing or change my views on anything because it cant speak properly. and girl with guy in iraq: whats your boyfriends co's name? i might know him. im am/was a field medic in the 81st police division in kuwait. represent!:mad:

Quote:

Originally posted by No Face
no we established that i'm bi-sexual. Never be full fledge gay always expeirience everything.

bisexual ass bandit mincing around with soldiers on the battle field. We know why you'd choose field medics job... just think of all those injured men you'd be able to look after, with all that loving.

MisterSadistro 08-07-2005 12:22 AM

Some strong arguments in favor of "friendly fire" on here :D
CK

_iam138_ 08-07-2005 01:05 AM

well im glad you liked my top 5s i enjoy fucking with people.

Haunted 08-07-2005 07:17 AM

Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D

_iam138_ 08-07-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D

sounds kinky

Haunted 08-07-2005 02:20 PM

Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D

meetthecreeper 08-07-2005 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D

LMAO Wonder twins.

wonder twin girl: Form of this badass dragon that breathes fire and flies and has laser beams coming from his eyes and claws as sharp as razors and can recite the entire encyclopedia britanica unabriged addition and does a host of other really cool unbelievable shit.

wonder twin boy: Form of a squeegee.


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