Heh...Yeah...Whips usually work;)...









And chains...

Yes ,yes,yes-Elvis is totally right-not all guys are shits.

It really depends on How and Where you meet them too.
Treat them all well,and the bad boys will fade away,the good ones will stay-it's kinda like weeding the garden-it takes time,patience and a special fertilizer.

LOL

you know, i thought i was one of the 'nice' guys...turns out...


"I am a fucking asshole!"

me

my gf has the most beautiful eyes, i could stare into them all day.

then I take it you have fallen for me already.......................LOL................. ....I'm kiddin ;) :D

one of the best things a girl can do:never have a guy pussy whipped-never,never,never!
Most relationships are doomed when people start trying to change the other.And why would you want to change them?I fell in love with who HE WAS and still is.... :D

I'll be glad when I find me somebody like that. I fell in love with the who he was and then I'll be damned if he didn't do a complete 180 on me and totally changed. :(

yeah we can be some tricky sons of bitches

I can relate to this!
But as fast as they "change",you can say" BU-BYEEE". ;)

Pretty cats... pretty eyes?

Can I just ask: are you pretty gay?

Whilst this is not a problem in itself, the forum does seem to be taking a battering from the pink posse of late.

Perhaps you're a woman.

Thoughts?

;)

Yep, I'm a woman, who loves to express myself.........................or I could be a guy who just likes acting like a woman while I sit here and write extremely erotic stuff and get a kick out of you GUYS being turned on. You guess.............the balls in your court now.............LMAO :p ;)

Not you, pinky - I meant the queen responsible for this camp thread in that opening gambit!

Don't make me talk dirty, baby - it would hurt... the forum...

:p

Does it matter if said person is gay? In the two years that I've been on this forum, and I know of two lesbians. I wouldn't let it worry you if this person is male or female. Being homosexual isn't a communicable disease; it's way of being. Every person on this forum adds a different type of flavor.

Babygurl20, I like your pinkness. I'd love to post in purple, but it'd cramp your style a little. :) ;)

Just curious.

:p

If you don't mind me asking...

you what?

Thanks Haunted, your a real sweety. I agree with you on the fact that it does not matter who on here is hom or hetero. And anyone who is scared of that, well, thats bad. I'm not saying you are Ex. I'm just agreeing with Haunted that those days of hating people who like same sex realtionships should be over with. :)

i LOVE lesbians !!!!

We love you to Urge...........................hehehe ;) :D

Who doesn't

I was replying to urge's post.

if only ! meowww !

I'm not scared of homs, just pretty cats... brrrr!

:eek:

LOL...That's okay...I've been 'curious' a time or two myself...But...I'm still straight ;) :p

I like the bit about, "passing out safer sex kits".

What the blazes is a safer sex kit?

A condom?

Concrete knickers?

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grp/81847589.html

some people need a cold shower

Believe it or not, I've eaten my share of pussy. Yeah, I swing the fence sometimes.

Oh...That reminds me...Dustin said that while you're here, I'm not allowed to "mess around"...lol:D

Well the line has definitely been crossed...

This thread is just dirty

ok .. now i have a boner.

and i'm at work.

what to do.

do you have any ring doughnuts?

BATHROOM BREAK!!!!! hehehe ;)

at a time like this you want me to play some office version of horseshoes ??

i have to GET to the bathroom ...


that'd be nice .. the guy in the next stall hears this fap fap fap sound ...


"whats that ??'

J'ust grandpa, eatin icecream'

Use the doughnut to your advantage.........................THINK WITH YOUR REAL HEAD..................geesh ;) :D

x rated hoopla

http://www.allentowntoy.com/images/HOOPLA%20BLOCK.jpg

LOL...Yes, but also FUNNY...Come on, ya gotta admit it...Zwoti just made me laugh my ass off :)

without bragging .. and god knows i have no grounds on which to brag ...

,,,, i think the doughnut would break.


now if only someone could 'lend a hand' ?

Don't use so much spit...................hello.................LMAO ;) :D