I was only joking. Man, this sarcasm thing IS hard to do...:D

Sorry. I must be catching the Canadian flu around here LOL
CK

I knew it! No one is that nice....it isn't natural.....she had to be up to no good.:p

LMAO. I swear I really AM that nice...until you piss me off ;)

Ever seen 'The Bad Seed' ? That was based on MM's early childhood :D
CK

I've never seen it but I just looked up the synopsis..it said something like "she drips venom with each curtsey and response"...oh yeah, that's TOTALLY me ;) :p

Actually that sounds more like me.....but that was a bit before my time.....:rolleyes:

:D

I once heard Ms. Meadow ripped a kitten's head off cuz she didn't like it's color...

You're so precious I just wanna SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH ;)

Oh... ohhh.....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sucker ;)

LMFAO!!!!

Now that is mean....:p

That's not all...

This other time, I heard from a friend of a friend that she killed a keyboardist with a civil war pistol...

Guilty.

Funny you should mention... that be the baby from IT'S ALIVE.....

YEAHHHH!!!!

OMG! That's not the movie I saw when I looked it up! The cover looked like this...

Was that before or after she locked it into a vat of bleach because she wanted it to accessorize it to match her blond hair ?
CK

My hair is GOLDEN blonde sir...NOT bleach...GOD ;) I dipped the damn cat in a vat of L'oreal Preference.

LMAO....you are killing me over here....:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...okemon/bad.jpg
CK

*spits out water* LMAO! It's so sad that I'm laughing at my own expense, but you're hilarious;)

It's not my best work since I'm on the upstairs comp without PhotoShop so I can watch 'Ed Wood' (which of course I discovered I still have on tape while looking for a tape to tape 'Ed Wood' - huh?). Besides, I wanted to get it put up before the joke got stale. Sorry about the water. Can I buy you a new one ? <clap, clap> Garson ! A glass of the finest water for the lady ! Spare no expense ! Oh, it's free ? Make it a double then. :D
CK

haha. It definately made me LOL for REAL ;) HDC needs a good dose of the giggles with all the controversy/arguing/bickering (pretty much you name it) lately. So thanks for the comic relief.:)

That's why I stay in the film section most of the time. I did my share of controversy/arguing/bickering (pretty much you name it) in the general forums long before you got here.
CK

LMFAO!!!!!!

And no one ever wants to argue with me, dammit. :mad:

:p

THat's cuz we all know Jenna rules Bartertown.
http://www.baymoon.com/~auldane4/mis...e%20winner.jpg
Two men enter, one man leaves... er, Jenna leaves. No she went in first and...ah. Screw it. Gag is ruined :mad:
Next time I'll replace Tina Turner's head with yours instead.
CK

Jim Croce wrote it best:
"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with JENNA26 , da do da do..."
CK

Hopefully to a couple of big, strong (and caged) men fighting to the death just for my amusement.....muhahahahaha......:p

It's already Monday morning. Why didn't you do that over the weekend like everybody else on here ? sheesh !
CK

LMAO......yeah, and none of you better forget it.....:p

Hey, where I'm from that kind of party lasts all week....

I'm running out of men though.....:rolleyes:

It's never happened and I'm past the point that it could ever happen.

Sorry. I was off reading 'War of the Words' that recently unfolded in the 'Post A Pic' thread. It played out like a battle royal of the ladies of HDC. Fun stuff LOL
CK

Ive never really been scared of a film, except for one CANDYMAN, though this movie doesnt come close to scaring me now , last time i watched this i was very young and i couldnt sleep for a week after viewing this, the whole concept of saying candyman 5 times in the mirror and next thing ya know you have a hook being wrenched through your torso, it scared me when i was yound, i cant find any that scare me now a days though, I wish i could i kinda miss being scared.

i thought it was 3 times ...


if it was five times it would add at least 10 minutes to each film

Five times.....Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman....

Candyman......:eek: :p Wait does it work if you just type it out? Hmmmmm.....

The Bloody Mary legend says three times....

uhhhh-ohhh now you've done it ... he's looking for you ..

What if you have a stutter ? Does it still count or do you have to do it all over again ?
CK

I'm so scared right now....terrified in fact.....:rolleyes:

My mouth is always getting me in trouble, well I guess it wasn't my mouth exactly this time, oh you know what I mean.....geez....:D

Ha! Where's the bloodshed, the tears, the begging to spare one's life?

No fun at all for me....;)