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mitchdoran 07-16-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh


I had a culinary instructor once who told me he had eaten human meat before, and he said the exact same thing, pork was the most similar in taste.

He also said that he ate dog, in the form of a custard(??? dog custard??)

mitchdoran 07-16-2005 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by hellboy
*throws out the custard pie he was eating* Thankyou.:eek:
HAHA sorry dude!

MoonLit Meadow 07-16-2005 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne

@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh

Hmm....having me for dinner? or....having ME for dinner? ;)

ItsAlive75 07-16-2005 10:27 PM

I know there's a bunch of folks here who have seen "Ravenous"...

You know what happens when you eat a person. The need becomes craven, and even though you become physically stronger and more verile, you need more and more human flesh to satisfy your hunger.

Yep.

bloodrayne 07-17-2005 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I know there's a bunch of folks here who have seen "Ravenous"...

You know what happens when you eat a person. The need becomes craven, and even though you become physically stronger and more verile, you need more and more human flesh to satisfy your hunger.

Yep.

Oh yeah...You're right!...So...In that case...

After we have Moonlit Meadow over...You're ALL invited for dinner..:D

ItsAlive75 07-17-2005 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh yeah...You're right!...So...In that case...

After we have Moonlit Meadow over...You're ALL invited for dinner..:D

Well, if you're saying we're going to EAT Ms. Meadow, then I won't be able to stop after her. You better have a few drifters lying around...:D

bloodrayne 07-17-2005 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, if you're saying we're going to EAT Ms. Meadow, then I won't be able to stop after her. You better have a few drifters lying around...:D
That's why I invited EVERYONE, duh...lol



Oh yeah...And......Shhhhhhh




:D :D

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 01:44 PM

*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p

zwoti 07-17-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p
just as i was getting ready to eat someone http://img52.exs.cx/img52/2025/s5oeat.gif

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by zwoti
just as i was getting ready to eat someone http://img52.exs.cx/img52/2025/s5oeat.gif
haha...yeah I uncovered the plot....sorry zwoti...you'll have to feed on some other unsuspecting HDC member :p

meetthecreeper 07-17-2005 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh

Why does it not surprise me that my sister would know this??

You really should write.:D

urgeok 07-17-2005 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Why does it not surprise me that my sister would know this??

You really should write.:D


http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...hlight=longpig


are you suprised I mentioned it ages ago ? :D

ItsAlive75 07-17-2005 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
*GASP* BR and ItsAlive...SHAME ON YOU! ;) Plotting my DEMISE...on a PUBLIC FORUM! The horror of it all :p
Psh, I told you I had secrets... and the biggest one is that me and bloodrayne make friends, invite them to her house... where we proceed to eat them... alive.

ItsAlive75 07-17-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by hellboy
Sounds a bit like Hannibal's bloodline runs amok around these parts.:p
I'm gonna eat your brain.

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psh, I told you I had secrets... and the biggest one is that me and bloodrayne make friends, invite them to her house... where we proceed to eat them... alive.
I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)

ItsAlive75 07-17-2005 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)
We let the victims draw straws, sorry.:D

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
We let the victims draw straws, sorry.:D
How kind of you ;)

newb 07-17-2005 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I can't believe you're not even going to cook me first! That's pretty rude ;)
I'm sure you would go fine with some fava beans and a little chianti.
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archiv...ereddragon.gif

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by newb
I'm sure you would go fine with some fava beans and a little chianti.
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/.Archiv...ereddragon.gif

EXACTLY MY POINT! Thanks Newb. I mean geez, dress me up a little! ;)

newb 07-17-2005 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
EXACTLY MY POINT! Thanks Newb. I mean geez, dress me up a little! ;)
Its all about the presentation,my dear.

ItsAlive75 07-17-2005 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by newb
Its all about the presentation,my dear.
To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...

MoonLit Meadow 07-17-2005 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
To hell with the presentation, once I see that hot slab of cooked she-meat on the table, I'm just gonna go at it like a train wreck...
LMFAO. ANIMAL. ;)

bloodrayne 07-17-2005 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...hlight=longpig


are you suprised I mentioned it ages ago ? :D

HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p

urgeok 07-17-2005 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...I actually posted about it almost a year before you did :p......I just went back and copy/pasted it for this post, because I didn't wanna type it all again :D :D

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...pork#post98035

I WIN!!!! :p :p :p


yep

ENTITY2000 07-19-2005 01:39 PM

Re: Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 
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Originally posted by urgeok
so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?
only you would say something like that!!!!!! lmao:D

SKOOFx 08-15-2005 11:03 AM

MurderDoll...i think i'm in love.

DraculaInDallas 08-15-2005 05:49 PM

Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 
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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

Damn, when I saw the title of this thread I thought MurderDoll was fessing up a blow job !!!!!!!!! :confused:

stacilayne 08-15-2005 06:58 PM

Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm

Not on this topic, but I'm in the middle of another great true crime book called Bestial, about a serial killer in the 1920's. It's by Harold Schechter.

Staci

kpropain 08-15-2005 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by stacilayne
Anyone read the book about the real-life cannibal convicted in Germany last year? It's really fascinating (and gross...)

http://horror.about.com/od/books/gr/bk_cannibal.htm



Staci

Hmm sounds really tasty


Buh dum pssshh....

filmmaker2 08-15-2005 07:34 PM

Now......um.......uh....................

What about the little cats? Can we feed them too?

Do the cats get to eat some peoples?

Please, think of the kittens

bloodrayne 08-15-2005 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
Now......um.......uh....................

What about the little cats? Can we feed them too?

Do the cats get to eat some peoples?

Please, think of the kittens

Would that be considered 'CATibalism'? :D





Oh...That was TERRIBLE....


I should be slapped for that one...lol

lbuie 08-24-2005 10:46 AM

This is a very scarey thread the person who started it should be erased from the world:o :o :o :o

X¤MurderDoll¤X 08-24-2005 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by lbuie
This is a very scarey thread the person who started it should be erased from the world:o :o :o :o
probably.

filmmaker2 08-24-2005 07:10 PM

A modest proposal.

ItsAlive75 08-24-2005 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
A modest proposal.
I've always said Irish children shouldn't be eaten.

...They should be mixed with coffee and drank.

EXTR3MIST 08-25-2005 07:47 AM

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Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as... blah blah blah
You can eat me anytime, bitch.

:cool:

mustang 09-24-2005 06:36 AM

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kpropain 09-24-2005 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by mustang
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO i like dees ppls alot dey almosh ash crazy ash i am:p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...CS/NOTLAME.jpg


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