it's gone past post whoring this thread.....

WOOHOO! We're talking about double d's, right? ;) muahahah.

there's only one form of transport for him

rofl :D kickass bmx

yes mamm!!!!:D

You seem to have found your mode of transport Zwoti:D :p

Haha Dracula in dallas


Thanks. Much better

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COCKSUCKER....:D

LMAO. Sorry Dick, I didn't mean to laugh at your expense...I mean Mitch ;)

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Oooh oooh so you're a pro musician, please elaborate!!!:rolleyes:

Its OK.

keeps me entertained while I scan my system for viri after that fucklight thing

er fleshlight.. whatever it is

:o Cocksuckers

Don't try and pretend you don't know the name of it ;) You know EXACTLY what it's called. So coy ;)

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My profession is a damned good one.

Hard at times, but lately it's been good.:cool:

yeah... I know whst I'm asking for for christmas!!!


fleshfucker deluxe y¨T¨U

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Well please tell me what kind of music you are into, I myself was a pro musician for over 15 years, so please elaborate, the term becomes stale after reading on these forums for quite somtime...

Only YOU would know that they even MADE a deluxe. PERVERT.

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15 years? I thought you were like 12 ;)

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LOL I wish I was again...

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Same here...being 358 yrs old is starting to take its toll on me;) To be young again....:p

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Wow 358 yrs old, that's quite a feat, and you're not even wrinkling yet....

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Well, I stay out of the sun and spend all of my social security on beauty potions...I may be ancient, but I'm not dead...still have to look my best for the gentlemen;)

OK here goes...

I used to play straight up METAL stuff, which turned into prog-metal, which turned into jazz fusion, which turned into industrial somehow, i just play all kinds of shit.

basically I went through all of the typical guitar dork chop based stuff for years and ended up not knowing how to write a song, but I had great chops. So I had to put all of that stuff on the backburner and just write about 20 shitty songs or so, shitty songs that I AGONIZED over, until I started to feel comfortable with songwriting. Throwing the chops back in is fun and can be meaningful too, but its kind of like karate. A karate master doesnt just go out on the street and kick your ass so you respect him, you know? So I try to stay away from that stuff unless its really necessary.

I'm really into production, and I believe in using the studio as a creative tool rather than trying to go after that "correct" sound that is "pleasant" to the ear. I do some production and liscensing music for different things.

I'm in a few bands, one is an electronic/rock band (think Stabbing Westward, NIN ...) there are a few other side project kinda things as well.

I hope to land a gig as touring guitarist for the group Snake River Conspiracy in a few months, dunno if anyone here has heard em.

I also do sessions and gigs for different pop artists in and around the bay area, and I give guitar lessons too.

I just like music, from industrial to the beatles to dr dre to stevie wonder... its just pointless to list this stuff out, but thats kind of my story.

true...

Snake River Conspiracy


They still going! With the female singer right?

I have a few of their songs actually, "Breed", "Lovesong", "Vulcan" if memory serves.

haha yeah man, nice to see someone who's heard of em!

Vulcan is a killer!

The old singer Tobey has been replaced by Martina Axen, formerly of drain STH, and a hell of a singer (and looker) :eek: as well.

The next album is nearing completion and hopefully we'll come together and throw a really cool touring package together.

I don't have that gig yet, but its pretty close and pretty sure.

I'll have to let you know when and if we go through your area, eh?

I was looking over all of the people who flamed me here while watching "The Thing" and a message to all of you came to me, I feel it is very important..


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You're welcome :D

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LMAO.

Some shit-hammers take longer to teach than others!!!

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Cocksmoker!!!!:p

Whatever man...the only reason I even started talking to you was so that you'd vote for ME in that category...guess my evil plan didn't work ;)

Don't think I love you to yet:p

Just cause I have turned on you yet doesn't mean anything:D

Pssssh....that's not what you said last night....OOOOOOO ;)

Tisk tisk , so early to jump the gun!!!:p

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Welcome to the forum.
Since you're a fan of Romeros' Zombie movies, you may be interested in Zombie by Lucio Fulci, it's one of my favorite zombie movies.:)

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