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Deposable 07-01-2005 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by The STE
Lou Reed > David Bowie
David Bowie sucks. Lou Reed is 100 Millions times better than Bowies.

Lou Reed is one of my favourites. Bowie can blow me.

Deposable 07-01-2005 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by bwind22
He's a cheeseball?

Where's the love for the Beatles?

He's just angry because he has a small weiner

Elvis_Christ 07-01-2005 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
^^ Huh? :confused:
Heh I gotcha now..... it was one of those afternoons today I think.

Who's angry? Me? I just don't like Paul McCartney and he annoys me. I really aren't into the Beatles anymore. I can sometimes tolerate Abbey Road but they just bore me shitless these days.

Hate_Breeder 07-01-2005 05:30 AM

"Ive been up all night shooting cheeseballs...thats cheese and cocaine"

Heres another list:

Morrisey (The Smiths)
The lead singer of the Vines
Every member of every single emo/screamo bands.
Shaq (For trying to rap)
Hulk Hogan (For trying to rap)
Corey Taylor (Slipknot)
Tim Armstrong (Transplants)
Sinead O Connor

@Bwind: I was actually contemplating "nards" instead of "nads." hahaha

The STE 07-01-2005 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Deposable
David Bowie sucks. Lou Reed is 100 Millions times better than Bowies.

Lou Reed is one of my favourites. Bowie can blow me.

99 million, Lou Reed DID do the song about possums, and Bowie had 2 great songs and a couple decent songs. But nothing Bowie has ever done could hope to come close to how great Heroin is

The STE 07-01-2005 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
^^ Huh? :confused:
you need to watch Almost Famous. Great movie

bwind22 07-01-2005 12:08 PM

I havent heard a whole lot of Lou Reed but 'Perfect Day' is one of my top 5 songs all time I'd say. I've never been into Bowie much... *Shrug*

The STE 07-01-2005 12:15 PM

yeah, Perfect Day is great (though you like it more than I do). But I think most of Reed's best stuff was when he was in The Velvet Underground

Elvis_Christ 07-01-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
you need to watch Almost Famous. Great movie
I've seen it a bunch of times. Gotta love Lester Bangs, I had a great picture of him in a "Last of the White Niggers" t-shirt.

Lou Reed's best stuff definatley was in the Velvets. The s/t album and Loaded are two of my all time favorite records. I really like a bunch of the songs from his album New York (definatley a album that slips everyone by).

MichaelMyers 07-03-2005 10:18 PM

Eddie Vedder.

Shaq deserves two kicks, one for rapping, and the second for that atrocity, "Steel".

Hate_Breeder 07-03-2005 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Eddie Vedder.

Shaq deserves two kicks, one for rapping, and the second for that atrocity, "Steel".

No man, "Kazam!" was the worst. I dont know if thats how you spell it, but yeah it sucked more poop than Roto Rooter

novadawn969 07-04-2005 06:14 PM

da says: Kurt Cobain's dead body, not for his musical career, but for shooting himself.

I say: my da's a dumb ass who shouldn't get an opinion! right or not, he's a fucking dick.

I got slaped up side the head for saying that. man, da's an ass. :(

bwind22 07-04-2005 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by novadawn969
da says: Kurt Cobain's dead body, not for his musical career, but for shooting himself.

I say: my da's a dumb ass who shouldn't get an opinion! right or not, he's a fucking dick.

I got slaped up side the head for saying that. man, da's an ass. :(


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HappyCamper 07-05-2005 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
David "I'm gonna steal everyone's ideas and pretend I made them up because I'm more famous at the time" Bowie
whoever's alive out of Led Zeppelin
Madonna
Paul McCartney
Justin Timberlake
Michael Jackson (once I moved the children away)

I cannot believe that you would want to kick Jimmy Page and Robert Plant in the nuts! What the fucks wrong with you! Led Zeppelin is probably one of the most talented bands ever!

Hate_Breeder 07-05-2005 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by HappyCamper
I cannot believe that you would want to kick Jimmy Page and Robert Plant in the nuts! What the fucks wrong with you! Led Zeppelin is probably one of the most talented bands ever!
Very true

Deposable 07-05-2005 10:24 PM

Led Zeppelin was the first cock rock band ever. Fuck them... overrated

Elvis_Christ 07-05-2005 11:04 PM

^^ Said it for me.

Fuck 'em. Who cares. They weren't as cool as Blue Cheer.

http://www.wiesner.de/covers/103.jpg

ninjawerewolf 07-06-2005 03:46 PM

bono, I hate that pompus asshole.from the looks of other peoples postings I'm not the only one.also on the list is Axl Rose(how big of an ego can one human have?)Toby Keith,for being the poster boy of patriotism at the beginning of the war.Henry Rollins,he's a fucking jerk off wanna be pussy,I heard him do an interview on a radio show once where one of the other guests tried to talk to him about being punk and he berated the guy then proceded to talk about how many houses he owns and how much money he has in the bank, yeah real fucking hero.

Elvis_Christ 07-06-2005 08:32 PM

Yeh Rollins is pretty lame. I do like the Rollins Band albums Hard Volume and Weight tho. But he's a dick, kinda like a lot of those guys from that era these days (Danzig for one) must be all the steriods.

I'd like to add Bob Geldof to my ever growing list.....

mitchdoran 07-11-2005 02:03 PM

OH MY FUCK!
 
Man you guys are fucking hillarious. I am almost in tears from laughing so hard reading this shit.

Having spent many years in the music industry, I personally know most of the musicians I'd really like to kick in the nuts. Most owe me money. It wouldn't be right for me to expose them here, plus most of you wouldnt know them anyway.

But one famous musician I have built an unhealthy disgust for is Sheryl Crow. That spineless bitch.

The shit that se pulled on the late great Kevin Gilbert (check out shaming of the true, a prog rock masterpeice) was fucking unhuman. She fucked him over, kicking his dead body behind her on her way to the top.

And her songs suck. What got her famous was stolen from someone else.

And its not uncommon for people to get famous on other peoples shit, thats not what my beef is over. She really fucked over a great and talented person and stepped over his dead body on the way to the bank.

MAN FUCK HER!!! FUCK@!!!!@!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRGHGHGH!@!!!@!!!!

Deposable 07-11-2005 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by ninjawerewolf
Henry Rollins,he's a fucking jerk off wanna be pussy,I heard him do an interview on a radio show once where one of the other guests tried to talk to him about being punk and he berated the guy then proceded to talk about how many houses he owns and how much money he has in the bank, yeah real fucking hero.
I would pay money too see you kick Henry Rollins in the nuts. ^ I don't fully understand that statement something seems missing.

I don't love Henry Rollins but I somewhat respect him. I agree with 80% of his views but the things I disagree with, I REALLY FUCKING disagree with.

Yeah, him and danzig seem like they are on steroids. I hate Danzig more than Rollins. you don't see Rollins getting knock out with one punch.

Elvis_Christ 07-11-2005 11:44 PM

^^ Someone just needs the chance. "The bigger they are...."

evil_blonde 07-13-2005 06:42 PM

Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, Green Day (because their songs seem to play on the radio 50 million times a day), 50 Cent (and every other "member" of "G-unit"), The Pussycat Dolls, Shakira.

Okay, so a lot of them are females, but chicks just can't sing these days. Of course, it's not about them singing, it's about their tits, ass & stomach.

Deposable 07-13-2005 09:06 PM

I wanna punch Trent Renzor in the face for being a stupid crybaby.

He didn't want Johnny Cash too cover his song "broken"... which any musician could only make that song better because all of his songs eat asshole.

Him and Tim Burton should remake a movie called "Non-conformist can only have black hair and be depressed little bitchs"

mitchdoran 07-13-2005 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Deposable
I wanna punch Trent Renzor in the face for being a stupid crybaby.

He didn't want Johnny Cash too cover his song "broken"... which any musician could only make that song better because all of his songs eat asshole.

Him and Tim Burton should remake a movie called "Non-conformist can only have black hair and be depressed little bitchs"


Wow.. are you serious?? Trent Reznor never released a song called "Broken," but there was a NIN EP called "Broken."

The song that Johnny Cash covered was called "Hurt" off of the album "The Downward Spiral." Not much to do with "Broken."

Anything I've ever heard of him not wanting to have that song covered was just a little apprehension before he made up his mind about it.

His songs "eating asshole," well, thats a matter of opinion. I hope you could come up with a better argument against the quality of his body of work if you tried.

And how could you remake a movie that doesn't exist?

Either you are really confused or this was a joke, and you got me.

In any case, grammar and spelling take your opinions and ideas much further than poo poo jokes.

I really really hope I fell for a joke here.

DraculaInDallas 07-13-2005 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Bring it motherfucker :mad:

Paul McCartney is a fuckin' cheeseball. I hope he chokes on some tofu.

hahahahahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :D

DraculaInDallas 07-13-2005 10:50 PM

any of the fucking lame boy bands, all rappers especially that cock sucker enima :D all these Madona wannabe's like Spears, Hilton, Simpson.....they should stick to what they do best, sucking dick and taking it up the ass!!!!!

kpropain 07-14-2005 12:43 AM

I want to kick Linkin Park straight in the fucking mouth!!!!!!!!All of them.....

mitchdoran 07-14-2005 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by mitchdoran
Wow.. are you serious?? Trent Reznor never released a song called "Broken," but there was a NIN EP called "Broken."

The song that Johnny Cash covered was called "Hurt" off of the album "The Downward Spiral." Not much to do with "Broken."

Anything I've ever heard of him not wanting to have that song covered was just a little apprehension before he made up his mind about it.

His songs "eating asshole," well, thats a matter of opinion. I hope you could come up with a better argument against the quality of his body of work if you tried.

And how could you remake a movie that doesn't exist?

Either you are really confused or this was a joke, and you got me.

In any case, grammar and spelling take your opinions and ideas much further than poo poo jokes.

I really really hope I fell for a joke here.

You know, I kinda have to strike my own argument here, just for expecting too much out of a thread about kicking people (who most of us dont even know) "in the nads."

so yeah.. uh... nevermind...

RoLLiNLiGhTs 07-14-2005 05:10 PM

Nice one....mitch...

The Mothman 07-14-2005 05:37 PM

I would throw greenday, sum 41, Avril Laviegn, and good charlotte all in a pit of fiery hell. They all deserve to die for butchering punk rock.

RoLLiNLiGhTs 07-14-2005 06:11 PM

A lot of sum 41's songs have an Iron Maiden riff sound to 'em.......man...ya can't knock Iron Maiden.....and any band that idolizes them....espceially no a days....

The Mothman 07-14-2005 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
A lot of sum 41's songs have an Iron Maiden riff sound to 'em.......man...ya can't knock Iron Maiden.....and any band that idolizes them....espceially no a days....
who gives a shit if they have an iron maiden sound to em, theyre not iron maiden, and they never will be, and Im pretty sure they dont try to be. they suck.

ItsAlive75 07-14-2005 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by The Mothman
who gives a shit if they have an iron maiden sound to em, theyre not iron maiden, and they never will be, and Im pretty sure they dont try to be. they suck.
Here's the thing about Sum 41...

They're metalheads at heart, but what they did to get famous is both smart and stupid. They came out with 2 albums, both pop bullshit, in order to get a fanbase. Once they became famous, they started playin heavier shit to show what they were all about.

I've seen em' live and believe me, they can really thrash when they're playing for their true fans. But as for the shit they put on the radio and MTV... pure shite.

The Mothman 07-14-2005 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's the thing about Sum 41...

They're metalheads at heart, but what they did to get famous is both smart and stupid. They came out with 2 albums, both pop bullshit, in order to get a fanbase. Once they became famous, they started playin heavier shit to show what they were all about.

I've seen em' live and believe me, they can really thrash when they're playing for their true fans. But as for the shit they put on the radio and MTV... pure shite.

interesting........

I left one out, Blink 182 sucks balls aswell.

Deposable 07-14-2005 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by mitchdoran
Wow.. are you serious?? Trent Reznor never released a song called "Broken," but there was a NIN EP called "Broken."

The song that Johnny Cash covered was called "Hurt" off of the album "The Downward Spiral." Not much to do with "Broken."

Anything I've ever heard of him not wanting to have that song covered was just a little apprehension before he made up his mind about it.

His songs "eating asshole," well, thats a matter of opinion. I hope you could come up with a better argument against the quality of his body of work if you tried.

And how could you remake a movie that doesn't exist?

Either you are really confused or this was a joke, and you got me.

In any case, grammar and spelling take your opinions and ideas much further than poo poo jokes.

I really really hope I fell for a joke here.

I said remake a movie that doesn't exist because thats all Tim Burton does now a days. He's another guy I wanna punch in the face.

When writing a somewhat joke, grammar isn't that important. But when fancy pant, cry babies, take this thread so seriously. I guess I have too .

I meant "Hurt" not "Broken". FUCK! the internet police got me, but I am not surpised Renzor has a song named "Broken".

Trent Renzor has 10th grade poetry, self centered songs about how bad life is and how ignorant people are. Which all "Non-Conformist", Black hair, white kids can agree with.

:rolleyes:

only a self centered person would qoute himself on the same page. Nice one.... bitch... I mean mitch! fuck.

Do you need too know a musician too hate them? :rolleyes: All you need too know is that they pollute TV and Radio with fake artsy fartsy bullshit. I guess only "misunderstood" intelligent people can see how great Trent Renzor is...

::Tear:: :(

ItsAlive75 07-14-2005 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Deposable
I said remake a movie that doesn't exist because thats all Tim Burton does now a days. He's another guy I wanna punch in the face.

When writing a somewhat joke, grammar isn't that important. But when fancy pant, cry babies, take this thread so seriously. I guess I have too .

I meant "Hurt" not "Broken". FUCK! the internet police got me, but I am not surpised Renzor has a song named "Broken".

Trent Renzor has 10th grade poetry, self centered songs about how bad life is and how ignorant people are. Which all "Non-Conformist", Black hair, white kids can agree with.

:rolleyes:

only a self centered person would qoute himself on the same page. Nice one.... bitch... I mean mitch! fuck.

Do you need too know a musician too hate them? :rolleyes: All you need too know is that they pollute TV and Radio with fake artsy fartsy bullshit. I guess only "misunderstood" intelligent people can see how great Trent Renzor is...

::Tear:: :(

You need to get some thicker skin, dude.

mitchdoran 07-14-2005 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Deposable
I said remake a movie that doesn't exist because thats all Tim Burton does now a days. He's another guy I wanna punch in the face.

When writing a somewhat joke, grammar isn't that important. But when fancy pant, cry babies, take this thread so seriously. I guess I have too .

I meant "Hurt" not "Broken". FUCK! the internet police got me, but I am not surpised Renzor has a song named "Broken".

Trent Renzor has 10th grade poetry, self centered songs about how bad life is and how ignorant people are. Which all "Non-Conformist", Black hair, white kids can agree with.

:rolleyes:

only a self centered person would qoute himself on the same page. Nice one.... bitch... I mean mitch! fuck.

Do you need too know a musician too hate them? :rolleyes: All you need too know is that they pollute TV and Radio with fake artsy fartsy bullshit. I guess only "misunderstood" intelligent people can see how great Trent Renzor is...

::Tear:: :(

Yeah, sorry man I took that post too seriously. No hard feelings, right?

Deposable 07-14-2005 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You need to get some thicker skin, dude.
hahahaha, I know.... Its the discontent punk inside me. Its uncontrollable


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Originally posted by mitchdoran
Yeah, sorry man I took that post too seriously. No hard feelings, right?
I'm sorry... you make me feel bad now. I'm sure your not a bad guy. I just take music WAY too seriously.

mitchdoran 07-14-2005 11:45 PM

Heh, me too. You're probably a musician as well?

PEACE AND HORROR


-Mitch


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