Cuuuuuuuute. All mysterious.

BTW....

Coolest thing I own-It'sAlive75
Stupidest thing I own-It'sAlive75 ;)

MUAHAHAHAHAH.

Good thing I'm on every end of the spectrum.:D

Yeah well...you're stupid and cool, so it's the least I could do;)

Psh, I'd say I'm more cool than stupid... Maybe 60-40...

Now I feel unappreciated for my pic posting...:(

Yeah, that was a FROWNY FACE

hmm....60-40? Let's not push it ;)


Well...if you want appreciation for your pic, you simply MUST post it in the POST YOUR PIC 2.0 thread silly!

BTW...your frowny face is sure to work on the ladies of the boards...it's niiiiice ;) But you're still a geek :D

60-40 is a reasonable request...:D

And I never denied being a geek... although I'm not a geek, I'm all man! I'll prove it! Red white and blue!!!!

MAN....psssssshhhh.....you're just a child...and I'm a dirty old lady;)

Well ONE of us is gonna get arrested!:D

LMAO...that'd be you buddy...harrassing the elderly is a crime and will be punished with the utmost severity...BY ME ;)

...whips?

Why not? Whatever it takes to get the job done ;) Naughty boys usually get a good whipping ;) *prays nobody else is reading these posts* ;)

It's after 10, nobody comes on these threads... this is OUR time.:D

LOL. Yeah, after hours...granny SHOULD be in bed...but she can't resist the young flesh ;)

hahahaha, if anything, my flesh is "young".

LOL. Yeah it is...and it's mine...it's all mine!!!!!! :D

Not yet it aint... you gotta prove you're WORTHY of it:D

Balls. I guess last night didn't count for anything, huh? I must be losing my touch ;)

Oh, the touch is still there... its just the cuddling is gone.:D

Well sir...when you get to be MY age...you don't care about all of that anymore...you've done that your WHOLE LIFE ;) You just wanna get to the point.

But I miss the romance!!! We used to stay up all night talking, and NOW look at us! Just a couple of horny school girls....

Oh honey... you're right. What have we become? Oh yeah...horny school girls. MAMA LIKES ;)

YOU like GIRLS?!?!?!

hmm....no. Yeah I don't know why I said that ;) Hey....LOOK OVER THERE! ;) *runs*

*chases Robin down and tackes her*

LOL. *thinks she broke her hip and can't get up*....then again...who needs to get up? ;)

I'm too strong, you wouldn't be able to anyway:D

GOOD LORD! ;) Are you TRYING to give me a heart attack? *fans self*

I'm tryin' to give you a crotch attack....

inner child: John, too far...

outer shell: Dammit....

LMFAO! It's getting way too steamy in here for my own good....hey, how many people do you think are reading these posts secretly and getting insanely turned on? ;)

Four

Hmm....who would that be? Me...you....and both of our imaginations?;)

No, me you and my two children... Paulie and Big Mickie

LMAO! You name your big toes? ;)

No, my buttcheeks.

Naturally...well I hope Paulie and Big Mickie don't mind getting smacked around ;)

They barely see the light of day as it is... I don't take pics of THAT shit...

Not anymore you don't...I'll hold onto the negatives though...just in case you ever want some of your old prints again ;)

I do have ONE that might peak your interest.:D

Yeah I know...it did...it's FRAMED OVER MY BED :p

hahaha nice comeback... point for you.