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newb 06-20-2005 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by hellfire1
well in that case, bill murray wouldn't be the one to blame, but wes anderson, director of the two movies in question.
Perhaps you are correct.Maybe I just don't like his style.

newb 06-20-2005 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
the stripper in Sin City that Bruce Willis saved
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...a/sincity1.jpg

urgeok 06-20-2005 08:21 AM


she was about the least interesting thing in the film ,,


i dont get the kate beckensdale thing either ..

newb 06-20-2005 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok


i dont get the kate beckensdale thing either ..

Don't let Shanks hear ya say that.

AUSTIN316426808 06-20-2005 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
she was about the least interesting thing in the film ,,


i dont get the kate beckensdale thing either ..



Alba is one thing but now you're pushing it, j/k:D

urgeok 06-20-2005 08:38 AM

seriously - re. beckensdale et. al. ....

there are millions of attractive girls capable of 'standing there and looking good' ... i work with them every day ,,

the ones that grab me are the ones with unbridled smoldering sexuality/sensuality.

you dont find that in american actresses very often because of the national american state of prissiness .. where sexuality is something to be ashamed of .. hide away in the dark ..
(a mentality i personally hate - as most of you already know)

i'm not talking about someone acting like a 2$ ho ... i mean someone who exudes sexuality effortlessly.

i think thats why i dont like angelina jolie because she seems to be forcing it all the time .. it comes off as very manufactured...

of course i dont think everyone should see things the way i do - thats just an explaination for why the girls that drive america into a frenzy usually dont do it for me ..

zwoti 06-20-2005 09:25 AM

can we add the baldwin clan

Haunted 06-20-2005 09:40 AM

Newb, was it you that said something about Owen Wilson? You better back off! He's my fantasy muffin.:D

Vodstok 06-20-2005 09:41 AM

Stephen Baldwin has at least contributed something useful to society, McManus was a great character in The Usual Suspects.

Aside from that... Well... He was in Biodome.... So yeah, i think an assassination may be in order...

barbra 06-20-2005 09:58 AM

jesus.

I really loved life aquatic and lost in translation. You kids were talking about bill muray's sarcasm, well, those two movies are soaked in it. Im a big fan of wes anderson films as well. but then again, opions are like assholes...

newb 06-20-2005 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Newb, was it you that said something about Owen Wilson? You better back off! He's my fantasy muffin.:D
I like him as well.....er.....not in a fantasy muffin kinda way.I was just saying all his characters are pretty much the same.IMO

alkytrio666 06-20-2005 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by newb
I like him as well.....er.....not in a fantasy muffin kinda way.I was just saying all his characters are pretty much the same.IMO
Yah, I agree with that. That's how I feel about Adam Sandler too. I know a lot of people love him, but I really don't. Some of his movies are hilarious, but not at all, whatsoever because of him.

MoonLit Meadow 06-20-2005 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by barbra
jesus.

I really loved life aquatic and lost in translation. You kids were talking about bill muray's sarcasm, well, those two movies are soaked in it. Im a big fan of wes anderson films as well. but then again, opions are like assholes...


Haven't seen Life Aquatic...but I really liked Lost In Translation...I guess it's b/c I could relate to it really well...anyone whose had to live somewhere that's totally different from the surroundings they're used to can understand that film...all the feelings that go along with that...the loneliness etc...just wanting to have somebody around who gets what you're going through...someone who makes it easier...:)

MoonLit Meadow 06-20-2005 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok

you dont find that in american actresses very often because of the national american state of prissiness .. where sexuality is something to be ashamed of .. hide away in the dark ..
(a mentality i personally hate - as most of you already know)

i'm not talking about someone acting like a 2$ ho ... i mean someone who exudes sexyuality effortlessly.


I agree with you Urge...and I'm from the U.S. There's a huge difference between being sexual/sensual and being trashy/slutty...I'm pretty convinced that's why alot of Americans are closet perverts;)...we're not allowed to express our sexuality...and when we do, even when done tastefully, it's usually looked down upon.

Vodstok 06-20-2005 11:30 AM

We were started by the puritans, and some of their culture persists to this day. Do you know any other culture that is this sexually repressed AND holds witch-hunts every generation or so?


We are taught early on that these were wonderful people who overcame adversity to prosper in a new land. They leave out that they were so godamned uptight the english gave them the boot, they were paranoid, and the men married 13 year old girls and knocked them up.

Typical of clergies in this country, sex as adults is bad, but fuck all the kids you want.

no, im not at all annoyed by all of this....

After living in europe for a third of my life, i was pretty surprised by how upset people got about cleavage.

barbra 06-20-2005 01:15 PM

I think Im confused, americans aren't open about their sexuality?

barbra 06-20-2005 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok

you dont find that in american actresses very often because of the national american state of prissiness .. where sexuality is something to be ashamed of .. hide away in the dark ..
(a mentality i personally hate - as most of you already know)


what are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Vodstok

After living in europe for a third of my life, i was pretty surprised by how upset people got about cleavage.

are you serious I mean, I went shopping the other day ago and nothing fit me because I don't have enough boobs, I know at least ten girls with breast jobs, they love their clevage and so do the people that follow them around.

I think Im missing a point somewhere but it seems to me that you can't watch a movie without sex and most actresses and actors even are sexed up to fit a certain steriotypical fantsy. Its all marketing and right now natural selection is in.

then again Im probably just missing your perspective and Im sure mine makes no sense at all.

Vodstok 06-21-2005 03:38 AM

The thing is is that elsewhere, it is "no big deal". In america, the tiniest bit of tit flesh is treated like it is dirty, for both good and bad reasons.

I know people who have a shit fit if there is a nipple in a movie, as if that somehow degrades it's value. Look at the stink people made over Halle Barry showing off her tits....:rolleyes:


Americans are always two sided anbout these things. They want to see it, but they pretend they dont. this country is full of people trying to tale the moral high ground and cover the fact that they are perverts, which would be fine if they were just honest about it.

I'm a pervert, and pretty open about it, but then again, i didnt spend my entire life being told that nudity was bad. I mean jesus, do you think other countries would have gone as batshit as we did over Janet jackson's tit flopping out? The only reason that was offensive is because she has some nasty-ass knockers.

Vodstok 06-21-2005 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by barbra

then again Im probably just missing your perspective and Im sure mine makes no sense at all.

Jesus, stop being so hard on yourself. You are allowed to have an opinion, and you certainly are allowed to be confussed by/about someone else's.

Sexuality is everywhere in this country, but it is looked down upon by some, and flaunted by others. Jessica Simpson is a great example. She says she's a good christian girl, and made sure everyone knew she was a virgin until she was married, so she is basically taking the "sex is bad" approach to things.

But even while she was unmarried, she showed off as much cleavage as she could and made a huge deal about the size of her tits.

America has the attitude of those women thast hang out in bars wearing skirts that show off their ovaries and shirts tight enough to tell the color of their aeriola, then yell at guys for staring at them.

"HEY, EVERYONE! I"M AN ATTENTION WHORE! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!"

Back on subject:
Jessica Simpson. The queen of talentless hacks.....

barbra 06-21-2005 10:10 AM

see, all this time I was blaming the media, not my culture.


vanessa willams is pretty bad as well. and mat le blanc

AUSTIN316426808 06-21-2005 10:17 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm sure she has all kinds of talent:p , it's just not in acting.

Vodstok 06-21-2005 10:47 AM

She is another actress that is somehow more obsessed with her own tits than her male fans.

Of course, if i had tits, i would probably be obsessed with them, but I'm taking the moral high ground here, so fuck her.

AUSTIN316426808 06-21-2005 10:49 AM

same thing I was thinking;) :p

urgeok 06-21-2005 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
, so fuck her.

if i was a young single good looking fellow - i would in a heartbeat - given 1/2 a chance.

i think she's pretty much perfect - physically

newb 06-21-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
if i was a young single good looking fellow - i would in a heartbeat - given 1/2 a chance.

i think she's pretty much perfect - physically

One of the few things we don't agree on. I can't get past her scankyness.

newb 06-21-2005 11:52 AM

OH WAIT......we talking JLH or Hilton.

Hilton=SKANK

JLH=i would do

MisterSadistro 06-21-2005 12:18 PM

How about anyone who would not only steal a premise for a movie, but have the audacity to cast 3 of the 4 lead actors to appear in it as similar characters ? He already lifted one idea for an earlier movie as well. I don't want to mention his name being a fellow indie myself, but that's infuriating.
CK

ChEEbA 06-21-2005 12:23 PM

Kill him, and use his mutilated body for a prop.

urgeok 06-21-2005 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by newb
OH WAIT......we talking JLH or Hilton.

Hilton=SKANK

JLH=i would do


i'd like them both at the same time :)

MisterSadistro 06-21-2005 01:46 PM

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Kill him, and use his mutilated body for a prop.
I'd love to, but that's not my department. I do music and sound design. I guess I could tape his tortured screams for later use...
CK

IDrinkYourBlood 06-22-2005 04:37 PM

I cant stand Will Ferrel, but my gf loves him.

urgeok 06-22-2005 05:39 PM

i used to hate will farrel too - what little i saw of him when someone would have snl on .. his humor looked forced.

lately he's found his niche though and has been pretty funny as the 'big fucking dork' in a lot of films.


i bet he'd play a great villian - comedians always do

Gren the cake 06-22-2005 08:04 PM

ashton koosher - no need to give a reason

adam sandler - no matter what movie he does, he's still waterboy. and now hes in that ridiculous movie playing a NFL quarterback or osme shit????? :/


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