FUCK CUNT SHIT BITCH SLUT-SLAPPA-RAMARAMA-HUMJOBA-BALLSUCKA-SHEIZER-SHOVELER FUCKHOLE DIRTY-ASS-RAT-BASTARD CUM IN YOUR EYE WEARIN' MOTHERFUCKER!

Did I do ok?

Damn, I forgot to add "piss" and "cock"....ah well...

you low life cocksucking jive ass son of a fucking bitch... you looking to fucking chalange me to you little fist fucking, jive ass piece of fucking shit?

Actually...if I tried to make it any more elaborate, it would just seem redundant....I just felt like swearing where there was an adequet opening.

ay, this was more of an insult attack anyways.

Ah, well...by all means, you two have at it.

Ah fuck the attack rule as long as it's all in fun.

Ahem:

Both you jive talking motherfuckers better shut the fuck before I kick your fucking asses all the way to the fucking moon. Ain't nothing I hate worse than some crack-ass son of a bitch trying to pimp his piece of shit ass out the fucking door. I'm the number one cunt at this punk ass mother fuckin board and your fucked up dumbasses better godamn get fuckin used to it. Now suck my clit you fuckin whores.

hmmm.... listen cunt face, if you think you can wack that meat crack you fucking call a mouth around so fucking fast you can outcuss me bitch then you are so god damn wrong you have no fucking clue at all, so sitt your skinny little bitch ass down before you end up on the floor bumping into your horrid little self, cause you motherfucker...are way out of your leauge you little spermsucking half assed preppy litle motherfucking wanker.

hes a ninja

no

I don't swear at all

Awww you called me skinny. You little devil you. You win by default of flattery.

Send me some of that poetry now that you're back in town.

if ether of you masterbating membranes had a corn filled veiny foot long blood flecked shit of a clue how to fucking swear without sounding like a couple of sissy bitch ass motherfucking wanna be gansters i might be fucking impressed, but i'm not.

fucking god damned amateurs !

I love swearing and can hold my own with the best of them. Some people sound really silly swearing... you just look at them and go did that just come out of your mouth? Some people look out of place swearing. I think it takes practice because oif it doesn't sound natural it just sounds dumb. But yeh there is a time and place for it of course.

I have this bad habit. My temper is about -->.<-- that big. When i get really pissed at something that has suddenly occured. I say generally out loud "Fucking Cunt".

So when i say habit, i say it without realizing till after i had done so. Let's just it can be a hairy situation when it does happy *rim shot*. No pun intended :D .

So no swearing doesn't bother me.

Its a weird word "CUNT". Its used heaps over here but other places its a definate no-no. My tempers pretty short too, all sorts of shit comes out of my mouth when I lose it.

Yeah especially for alot of women. But i guess if your gonna do it, do it all the way, eh?

Hell yeah!

Can anyone swear in Yiddish?

Dreck=shit

Tokhes=ass

Shtup=fuck

Pierick=cunt

You're kidding???

How do you know this?

Gey cocken oyf der vant = go shit on the wall

Kush in toches arein = kiss my ass

'Just one thing dude, do you have to cuss so much?'

'What the fuck you talking about man?"

HAVA NAGILA LET US REJOICE & BE GLAD

Hava nagila, fuck hava nagila
Hava nagila shit venis'mecha

Repeat

Hava neranena, cock hava neranena
Hava neranena bitch venis'mecha

Uru, uru fucker achim
Uru shit achim piss belev fuck same'ach

no

I used to NEVER use 'inappropriate' language until a few years ago when I started hanging out with mostly musicians....It wears off on ya.....The foul-mouthed fuckers...






OH...My mother still can't get used to hearing me cuss...If I say, "shit" in her front yard she has a fit...I get, "I can't believe you're talking like that, what's wrong with you?...You never used to do that...Shhh, the neighbors are gonna hear you" Dustin absolutely LOVES that last part...As a matter of fact, we were at my mother's house 2 weeks ago, standing in the front yard, I had an itch, and I turned to Dustin and said, "OMG...I just scratched my ass in mom's front yard...What if the neighbors saw me?!...And OMG...I just said 'ASS' TOO!!!"...Dustin sprayed his pop out of his mouth...and all over my shirt...LMFAO!!!

For sure :D

HAHA!! here i am insluting you and i win by flattery...thats like getting me raging mad then saying im cute when im mad...i guess you win by cruelty... fat chance for that poetry now eh? :p

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I have a lot of trouble swearing in real life. I try to swear yet the words don't come out right. I feel a bit awkward saying it. So usually I don't swear.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Yer a faaarkin' dick'ed mate, now get us a vb before I fuck'n smash ya, cunt!

Sheep Fucking Phone Throwers go have a Vegemite sub. Cunts.

;)

Yeah I notice that Australian males say 'cunt' a lot. But they are usually referring to other guys, not women, when they say it.

I've heard it being aimed at women lots of times.... but not usually to their face. Its a pretty crass word really people use it way to much.

I'd personally use "cunt" as pretty much the extreme...just comes across as about the most derogatory term you can throw at anyone, male or female.
Why isn't calling someone a dick or cock quite as offensive to me? I don't know...strange that.
However, as I said...if say...a person assaulted completely fucked someone over, or if say, soemone that was supposed to be a friend turned into a traitor...yeah, that's about cunt-worthy.
I usually never say the word myself, and would stop at "fuck" when it comes to exasperation.

Cunt cunt cunt cunnity cunnity cunt. I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. We're all cunts, hooray!

"Cunt" isn't offensive to me. If someone called me a "cunt" I wouldn't care.

...now if they called me a "smelly cunt"...

get called a cunt.... reply with " at least I'm usefull"

^^ :D