It puts the lotion on it's skin

radioactive marijuana

hamburgers

puff puff pass

poison dragon's liver

Fist of The North Star

vengance is mine sayeth me

Pillow Pants

Pitch a tent.

Shoot a duck in a bucket.

Atomic Dog

OREOS!!!

foam latex

Semen

These curtains are killing me. One of us has to go.

Niagara Falls

May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify this effect.

I've got a bike.
you can ride it if you like. ;)


and now my cat is writing for me:


olllllllllllllllllll555555ttttttttttttttttttttt666 6666666666666666666j4rk5uy7 1222222222tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttt


Annii is a strange one. I swear, she wrote 666 paused for a while, then continued with the rest. :D The only pause she made. My little black kitty!!! :p She thought I wouldn't notice... :rolleyes:

We really need more threads like this one.... (Sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm)

Pinch a tit

Whoever thought a thread more banal than Stream of Conciousness might develop.

:eek:

The only reason it might be more banal is because it's not only you this time :D

Fart!....

carpet

Bored..

leprechans suck on my toes at night.

I envy you.

I´ve got no one to suck on my toes at night.. :(

Thats because leprechans prefer young girls :p lucky me, I get the short irishmen!!!


Maybe you can get a troll or something :D try putting out a can of tuna. You'll either make your cat happy, or get a troll for each toe! Not both though. Trolls are allergic to cats. The tuna attracts them because it smells like feet. :D

Good luck!!!

So you´re saying it´s my cats fault?

Hmm...... I´M GONNA KILL IT!!!!

That's it,You brought me in here to look at stick drawings on the shithouse walls?

Peanut Butter sandwich on the window...Over and Over and Over and Over....






War Of The Worlds...Alex keeps rewinding and playing that part...over and over...Laughing his goofy ass off...

And...Dustin is sitting here with his head leaning on my head...and he's blowing the silver cross on my eyebrow ring to make it move because apparently "It's Shiiiinyyy"...lol

don't worry - monkeys like you too!

Especially intelligent, computer-savvy monkeys....:p

I hadn't seen a bad movie all year, then Lady in the Water just obliterated that streak.

I take it that you skipped You, Me and Dupree?

Yep, I was going to see it Sunday after 'Lady' and Monster House but decided to see Pirates again instead. From what I've heard(Obviously your perspective as well) that was a good choice.

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The Great Orion Nebula

Well, thats one wayto solve the problem. :D

The other is to hope for a nymph. You'd have better luck with a nymph. And your bound to love her too! I mean, even I would prefer a nymph sucking on my toes to a troll.

For nymphs, just put a cherry tree in your window. It acts as a becon. ;)

but if you have a fish... well, you get it by now. :p