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Originally posted by The STE
I need him like I need an infected labia

Nobody needs that man. Nobody.

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Originally posted by Aasiyan
Well, he'll say something, or cut and paste something, and just get kicked right back off. The real worry is, how many times do we have to endure it??? Agony.

Last time, it lasted for months...But, there honestly isn't anything to 'endure'...I mean, if ya don't feel like laughing at him, you can always put him on ignore...and if he starts doing the 'Mein Kampf'-sized sigs again, you can just choose the option to not allow other users' sigs...I think one of the reasons that he keeps trying so hard, is that he realizes how truly insignificant and easily dismissed he actually is...

i view it as something else

like hes trying to act all bad ass whe he really doesnt give a fuck. and then you all act like he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing, when all he really wants to do is get attention and waste yall time.

again, which is why i preferred horace pinkncer. he was more random, funnier.

back on topic; I kick ass

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
yall need him just as much as he need you ^_^

Hey...I already admitted that he's a source of entertainment for me...So? I'm easily amused...lol

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
i view it as something else

like hes trying to act all bad ass whe he really doesnt give a fuck. and then you all act like he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing, when all he really wants to do is get attention and waste yall time.

AND...If I'm messing around on the internet, I'm ALREADY 'wasting time'...So, it's a silly little diversion until I gotta get back to 'real life'....I just substitute the forum for shit like watching television...No big deal...

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Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass

Totally. :)

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Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass

Agreed.....

*announces* Next Asskisser......:D

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Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass

well, your Av certainly does ..

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Originally posted by The STE

Would you like some ketchup and a bun???:)

bumping the awesomeness

Sam/STE is sooo cool; he even quotes Lao Tsu. Now, can he quote Chuang Tsu? Pardon me if I get my regular Mandarine and my Pin Yin mixed up.

ssssss sam the eggegeggie isssss a semmlllie kiddd saaaaaaammm the eggg stinkssss of rotttten eggggsss yayyyy saaaaammm theeee pongie eggggg!

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Originally posted by Haunted
Sam/STE is sooo cool; he even quotes Lao Tsu. Now, can he quote Chuang Tsu? Pardon me if I get my regular Mandarine and my Pin Yin mixed up.

"I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?"
-Chaung Tzu

U are :cool: and one of my favorite members....

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Originally posted by Gren the cake
if hes banned why you all still talking to him?

somewhat related, i found this one

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined

http://publications.mediapost.com/i...e&art_aid=29415

i found that last line funny(lmao)

(A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined)lmfao

i didn't know urgeok died:confused:

lol:p

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Originally posted by jay o2 waster
i didn't know urgeok died:confused:

lol:p

hawww !!

still here baby... alive and posting :)

and - with few short lived exceptions - this is my only forum ..

i've gone to a couple of others .. but if they're getting 1 new post every 5 days ... i lose interest quickly.

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Originally Posted by rick roll (Post 726986)

noe it anit. i had da ste 1ce. n wunce it got out. i cudnt get a dayte newear.

You must be Sam or Haunted

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 727021)

You must be Sam or Haunted

Quite possibly. It has to be a current member. And Sam seems plausible.

Nah, I'd be more entertaining, and me and Haunted aren't on good enough terms for joking around.

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Originally Posted by The STE (Post 727208)

Nah, I'd be more entertaining, and me and Haunted aren't on good enough terms for joking around.

I didn't know you two weren't still together.
I'm sorry:(

We never were. We live in different states and she didn't want to visit.