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Nancey Thompson dies in A nightmare on elm street 3.
Oh and damien thorn dies in the 3rd omen. |
Mufasa dies in the Lion King.
In Signs, the aliens are allergic to water. In The Matrix Revolutions, just about everyone you like dies. The "Mean 'Ol Neighbor" in the Sandlot turns out to be nice. And blind. In Secret Window, Johnny Depp actually turns out to be nuts, and he was the one who was actually killing everyone. Gothika turned out to be an immensly gay movie, and Halle ended up pissing me off so much, I couldn't even focus on her hottness. In Finding Nemo, the little fish has a retarded fin. In Psycho, Norman Bates, the nice hotel owner, is actually also off his rocker. He's the killer. Surprise! |
Chris Rock dies in The Longest Yard remake
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in Haute Tension the woman does it.
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Tooth Fairy in "Darkness Falls"...who was that supposed to scare?
The Devil in "End of Days" gets beaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger...err terminated? |
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in assault on precinct 13 the hoodlems do it.
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pinnochio has a wooden cock
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No monster in "The Village"...just a guy wearin a suit runnin around...aint even scarin the crows...
Blind gurl walks from the village to civilization by herself and back...now thats "supernatural"... |
Praetor Shinzon is Picard's clone
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in Alien, the alien did it.
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oo heres a good one.
In "Chopping Mall" the robots look like freaking R2D2. http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/chopmall_5.jpg or http://www.nodaya-net.com/telephon/r2d2-b.jpg I hate this movie with a passion, and yet at the same time I own it.:rolleyes |
In Saw, the killer was Adam
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The witch kills Suzie in Suspiria
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In Session 9, it was David Caruso's charcter doing the wierd stuff.
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White Noise Sucked!
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Cursed: The dude from dawsons creek is the evil one
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in enter the dragon, bruce is real good at martial arts.
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In Asian Sluts #10 Miko Lee takes it up the tail pipe :D
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Bubby fucks his mother in Bad Boy Bubby (that's her on the right). Lucky fucker gets all the bitches.
http://www.municipio.re.it/manifesta...IMM/BadBoy.jpg |
in return of the living dead, the town is nuked at the end
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In The Fly....Jeff Goldblum turns into a Fly
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In The Shining, Jack dies
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In School of Rock, Jack Black's band doesn't win.
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In Dracula - Dracula dies
In Frankenstein - The Monster dies In the Wolfman - The Wolfman dies In The Mummy - The Mummy dies However, good box office returns and success brings them back to life... Happy, happy, Joy, Joy! Boris Karloffs' real name is William Henry Pratt Holloween 3 sucked balls! Does anyone (or does anyone know anyone, for that matter) like this "movie"???? |
Yes, but mostly adults.
Minors can't see past the outrageous use of the "Halloween" word in the title, and have no critique of the film itself other than that it "sucked balls/cock/ass", etc. Anyway, them cool robots would just pull Michael's stupid Captain Kirk head clean off. |
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Apollo 13 takes place in space. |
High Tension: The lead girl is actually the killer, but she dosen't know.....split personalities......LOL....this movie sucked!!!!
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Ive been wanting to see Sleepaway Camp for the longest time now just because i heard about the ending and how people cant sleep for weeks, it doest seem like im ever gonna see this film, so can someone just tell me the horrific ending.
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This homosexual horror site I found can fill you in on Sleepaway "Camp"... what a pun!
http://www.queerhorror.com |
RavageRitual....there's a girl thats been killing people at the camp.....and at the end...they show the girl on the beach, kneeling down naked....the problem is, is that she has a dick......she had a brother when she was younger, he got killed in a boating accident...the mother went insane, and started dressing her daughter like a boy....so, he lived his whole life as a girl.....until the end of....."Sleepaway Camp".....:cool:
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Sorry bout that...there was a boy who's sister was killed, and the mother dressed him as a girl...:o
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ok thats crazy, wholy hell. thanks alot. I really needed to find out about that
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in monkey shines the monkey is very bad - - bad monkey bad!
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The priest in the Exorcist gets possessed and kills himself.
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