are you saying that americans are just a bunch of piefuckers ??!! :eek:

Not just fucking....sometimes fore-play is involved.
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i bet thats apple pie too :D

LMAO!!!! :D

fuck, now I want apple pie. :(

take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

you mean you want the pie in the symbolic way, or you actually want to eat some apple pie. with some french vanilla icecream .. ?

the wording is very important - dont get nervous and reverse the two ..

To get her...Show genuine interest in her and her interests. Always treat her like a lady, what you have to say is not that important, being able to listen to what she has to say is the key, woman want a man that will listen when they need to talk....

To keep her....See above, plus make sure you take care of business in the bedroom. DO NOT slack on foreplay. DO NOT rush the foreplay. A talented tongue in all the right places will do wonders :p Also when making love to her make sure she comes harder than she ever has in her life. And be sure to stare right into her eyes while shes coming, thats very important ;)

And if all of this fails there's always the last fucking thing to fall back on.......
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Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

Im just curious why you would ask a bunch of internet jockys this question.

LMAO!!! Urge sweety, think with your other head!!! ;) :D

Re: Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

Desperation?

Re: Re: Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

we could all mail him $5 and let a street walker give him a ride, but I don't really see the members of horror being that charitable

Attention?


I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever

aww, don't be bitter

Here's an idea, but you have to follow these steps precisely..........

1)drive down the road slowly till you spot a fine peice of ass
2)put on your ski cap and stop the car as quick as you can
3)Jump out of the car with rope handy and drag her back to the car where you hog tie her ass
4) (most important step) While she is hog tied, get down on your knees and beg her to be your girlfriend, tell her how desperate you are and that you might need a little help but you think she could help you through this troubling time


*****There ya have it......should work like a charm!!!******
:D

Join a band....

Seems to work.

get a role in a big blockbuster movie in which you have a full-frontal nude scene. Unless your penis is little, in which case for Buddha's sake don't do that

Bitterness is my name sourness is my game. That was so so lame.

If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.

that would be hard considering your avatar..

haunted, bad day?

LOL, that is impossible

That's true.

(I only said it for attention. ) :o

But your still the best attention whore I've known. :cool:

so we have 2 attention whores battling it out, 1 dude, 1 girl.................what is the solution to this???......Ya'll just start fuckin and not worry about attention for a while :D

Atleast I can spell and don't use 4 smileys in every post right?

It's really no contest. ;)

are you entertained now?

:eek: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: ;)

Why? Were you just about to light yourself on fire? If so, then no.

now ,now ladies

are you saying that seeing me on fire would not be entertaining? I think Im a little confused.

I think that is her point and your point, to confuse us all dammit............. :confused:

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I'm saying wait for me to get the marshmellows, bitch. :p

so, everyone having fun while i was at dinner ..


y'all are crayzee !!

You wouldnt happen to have some crunk juice in that would you?

I'll supply the fire and you'll supply the fuel.. sounds like a deal. Im going to go get that fire started.

I'm going to ask Vin Diesel if he can bring his guitar.