Unless it's a zombie skullfuck, we sell those dead bitches out BIGTIME...

their aint no head like dead head

Did somebody say Deadhead.


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that was too easy to take - even for you NEwb ..

I hope you're hanging your head in shame right now :)

...and not thrusting it in and out of a greased latex glove, you sick sonofabitch!

did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks ?
his pants fit him like a glove !




wait. there's more !




i dated a girl once - with 3 breasts !
2 on the front, and one in the middle of her back ..

she wasnt much to look at but she sure was fun to dance with !

badump-pssssshhhh


Thank you Horror, my name's Shecky Greene and i'll be here all week..... try the veal, its great !

I would want to be wearing a pair of Zubaz. Those pants were so comfortable, someone needs to bring them back into style! (Might as well be my zombified ass.)

And you say I should hang my head in shame!


thems jokes are older than you.

hahahahahaha but they're great :)

At least if ya gonna do bad jokes....keep with the theme.

How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.

What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.

What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.

Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.

What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.

What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.

did you hear about the 2 gay necrophiliacs that went to the morgue to suck back a couple of cold ones ?




my favorite dumb joke of all time :



whats big and white and drags along the bottom of the ocean ?

......Moby's Dick.

i like that one :D

I know elephant jokes...

i know dragon flies !

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

Yay, Newb!!!

wasnt there one about an elephant hiding in a box of smarties with painted toenails ?

jeans, tee shirt(black), botton up shirt( black), white n' red forces, and a black ball cap,

basicly the same shit i dress in all the time

skin and veins

same thing I always wear-

Black pants
Black shoes
hat(Saints,LSU,Devils,Red Sox,Packers)

or one of my Halloween costumes would be cool too(Cleric,Myers,Eastwood)

Uhh....

An Element 3/4 sleeve shirt
Bullhead jeans
some sort of shoes
my Coors Light hat

I'd be butt ass naked

I want to be a "Prom Night" zombie. Pink taffeta ofcoarse.:p

great .. not only do you have to deal with being eaten .. but now its by some naked dead guy with his nuts banging into you as he tries to chow down.


talk about adding insult to injury

exactly! In your words. "scary !"

Omfg....you are the funniest ever. I swear.....nothing like rotting nuts to make a good time go bad...or was it bad time get worse...whatever.

I think getting eaten alive by a dead guy qualifies as a bad time.

what ever i was wearing when i died

Apprently detecting sarcasium isn't your forte.

not in the context Fairy was thinkin' :)

I can when I'm actually talking to someone but not to sharpe at it online, but I should've known anyway cause that would be a dumb thing to say and you're not so...

lol, like she'd have to resort to a dead guy.

a guy might die waiting in the lineup of fellas waiting for the chance to service that sexy doll :)

To True.

inline skates and a leather visor

Captain, we've detected large deposits of the rare element Sarcasium!
...eh, I think I used all my funny up.

Re: If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
 

trust a woman to ask such a question.

ahhh last time I left the convosation was surrounding the area of sex. However no one has answered my question can two Zombies have s e x?

why not? the lil zombie prick should already be all stiff, just get some of that ky warming shit, and rawk on

oooooh that nasty