aren't 'sheep' 'flock' 'shepherd' the analogies that Christians use to describe themselves ?

am i the only one who noticed this ??

don't all religions use that analogy?

It would seem so...

I guess you'd be the shepherd of this flock....


ugh.:(

Sheep reminds me of all the people that follow the pope..... a old man that craps himself is really sent from god....

anyway .. i dont care to step on the toes of anyone's beliefs ...
its a pointless thing to argue about. we might as well be making fun of each others fingerprints ..

And here I thought this was a happy Easter thread for all of us who did enjoy this day as a chance to get together with family and have a good time.
Lighten up peeps.........life is short.

That reminds me. Fingerprints are the cause of 80% of all wars in the world.... but your right it is pointless

But honestly your fingerprints are hella lame..

I think a dialogue from Big Fish would fit in here...


Senior Ed Bloom: You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.

Will Bloom: Why not religion, dad?

Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.

they're all i've got !

Too true. But even MORE so, it's about....
http://www.pebbspets.com/photogaller...%20ferrets.jpg

an easter bunny holding ferrets

Dude, attacking other people's religous beliefs is lame. Besides, everyone knows that Christianity is stupid and Christians all suck ass, ya Invisible Man In The Sky worshiping sheep.






:rolleyes:

He's not a typical christian at all.

don't you think that was just a little contradictive?



''ya Invisible Man in The Sky worshiping sheep''

that was pretty damn funny.

Not as contradictive as that stupid Christianity bs
:D

this is true.

austin, are u a democrat

everyone knows this? yet a 3 rd of the world rejoices in the power it gives us. the power to make nerds sit on the net and bitch about our power ? but its ok you're hatred just reinforce our knowledge that we lord it all over you and your fellow weak minded flock. because we all know how terrible a thing envy is.
but its ok you're forgiven, recently our attitude towards the meek has changed from a "yeah yeah lets kill the idiotic pagans"..to "look at those poor misguided sheeple. so scared, so alone,so bitter. lets help them by governing their lives and making them a lot better off, dispite their flaws and inability to help themselves.

I don't discuss politics, it only leads to bullshit.

but out of curiosity why do you ask?

I really hope that these are attempts at a lame joke.

do you mean relgious wars such as the ones started by the paganistic nazis or the ones started by the atheist religion communisim or perhaps you mean the ones started by the moon god worshipping muslims?

no joke.

I'm starting to sadly realize that you're dead serious and all I can say is you're making yourself sound insanely stupid, no religion is better than the next.

no brain either I see.

einstein, newton. the ywere all called insane. yet time proved them right

I didn't say you were insane I said you were insanely stupid, the word insanely was just describing your level of stupidity.


and you're no Einstein or Newton get that thought out of your head.

actually you did imply i was insane. and you're right i'm not einstein or newton. i'm better. einstein was smart but. as far as being wise he had no more wisdom than a atheist. for i am wise. i have been enlightened and had my eyes opened to the lies of the polticaly correct nazis. which will fall to the way side. for it is only one in a long line of envied riddled pathetic sheeple that has tried to destroy the word of the saviour. einstien intelligence is but a pimple on the ass of a elephant when compared to my greatness. newton..well i gave him too much credit all he did was see a apple fall from a tree and made a name up for the force that pulled it down to earth. well my force that pulls the liars and hypocrites down to earth with a crushing thud is the almighty jesus.

don't tell me what I implied, I wasn't calling you insane I think I would've known if I were calling you something.

I don't know why you continue to make yourself sound so ridiculously stupid but that's exactly what you're doing, you're not smarter than Einstein and you have nothing to do with Jesus. I really hate assholes like you who just say really useless and retarded shit, I don't know if you're joking or if you're serious but either way you're really just being an asshole. Your religion isn't better than anyone else's and vica versa, get over yourself and chill.

If this is what easter is like I can't wait for christmas.

Barbra, what the HELL is that thing on your avatar?

when I was younger there was this television show called the amazing sea monkeys I think it stared howie mandel or something, anyhow, its one of the seamonkeys.

Dude, I was kidding.

<~~- Buddhist

You see people, this is why religion should never be put in the hands of the terminally stupid.

Does this Joker remind you of Bane on a Jesus high? Maybe it's just me.:D

1st thing i thought of actually - only a little more frenzied, less control....

He's like a wind up chihuahua.

Creepy.... Howie Mandel

christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!"

jesus day

jesus is a false idol.

thats the dumbest fucking thing i think i've ever read - on any level possible.

just my 2 cents.

its also not original, its someone's stand up dumbed down with less entertainment value