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slasherman 03-30-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok



if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya

and he probably piss fire......

The STE 03-30-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly

slasherman 03-30-2005 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly
It didnt start like that

Angra 03-30-2005 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
back to the origional thread question ...


if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya



I think that a fart from that rottening fellow would be enough..:rolleyes:

filmmaker2 03-30-2005 01:55 PM

Can you imagine Jason sort of getting ready for a date, you know, like in some hotel room, combing any little bits of hair he might have, and lifting his mask up so he can pat on some aftershave? Kinda looking at himself in the mirror to see if he looks good for his woman?

urgeok 03-30-2005 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly

doesnt want to get hit in the face with a urinal puck ?

Angra 03-30-2005 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
Can you imagine Jason sort of getting ready for a date, you know, like in some hotel room, combing any little bits of hair he might have, and lifting his mask up so he can pat on some aftershave? Kinda looking at himself in the mirror to see if he looks good for his woman?


What woman would that be??:confused:

MichaelMyers 03-30-2005 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/eas...040703_330.jpg

The STE 03-30-2005 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/03...22s09terry.jpg

barbra 03-30-2005 10:17 PM

you guys think Im weird....

ClassicHorror 03-31-2005 05:03 AM

You know Jason would set his hotel room on fire when he farts....

Anyways he'd probably meet her at McDonalds, and they would eat the flesh of a...........hamburger.

slasherman 03-31-2005 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:

newb 03-31-2005 06:26 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok
i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.
Sorry urge....but I'm not that predictable.











who am I kidding











http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...le/mrhanky.jpg

urgeok 03-31-2005 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Sorry urge....but I'm not that predictable.



who am I kidding


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...le/mrhanky.jpg

what took you so long ?? :D

crazy raplh 03-31-2005 06:45 AM

it looks good

slasherman 04-01-2005 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by crazy raplh
it looks good
hmm why is the knife placed behind his hand ? :)

barbra 04-01-2005 10:20 PM

I bet his turds are loaded with corn

Angra 04-01-2005 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by slasherman
hmm why is the knife placed behind his hand ? :)

Because he´s a bad drawer, i would guess...

The STE 04-02-2005 12:17 PM

because I did that in 2 minutes on MS Paint

virus five 04-02-2005 11:00 PM

Don't know if Jason does the number 2, but I'm scared to take a dump just in case he's sitting on the toilet when I get there.

I guess you could say I'm scared shitless.

urgeok 04-03-2005 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Because he´s a bad drawer, i would guess...

he may be a bad drawer, but he's an excellent dresser !!

badump-psssshhhhh


thats actually funnier that it looks at first.

tom smud 04-03-2005 04:06 PM

two flies are looking for something to eat
they find a turd and immediatly start to chow down
after a short time one of the flies lifts his legs and farts
the other responds rather angrily"you dirty prick....while im eating!!!"

ItsAlive75 04-03-2005 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by tom smud
two flies are looking for something to eat
they find a turd and immediatly start to chow down
after a short time one of the flies lifts his legs and farts
the other responds rather angrily"you dirty prick....while im eating!!!"

Then what happened...

tom smud 04-04-2005 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Then what happened...

speaking of turds!!:p :p :p :p :p

alkytrio666 05-01-2005 07:10 AM

I bet he just shits and pisses his pants. I think a better question would be, do you ever see him eating? Because to go to the bathroom would necesitate eating first, but we never see that.

slasherman 05-01-2005 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by alkytrio666
, do you ever see him eating? .
Its hard to eat with a mask on :)

massacre man 05-01-2005 07:17 AM

well he's under water about 5 years at a time and other times he's dead

bloodrayne 05-01-2005 12:31 PM

Okay...This has already been settled...





No eat, no drink=No poop, no pee




Even if he DID still have a working bladder and/or bowels, he wouldn't need them....

horror_master 05-01-2005 02:40 PM

Re: Does Jason go to the toilet?
 
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Originally posted by MichaelMyers
He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?

If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week.

I don't know if dose or not. If dose it must smell realy bad since he is tencial dead.


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