not a chance ...

when i was old enough to even ponder it .. i had a very adventurous girlfriend. I was extremely lucky ..

no liver, no pie, no hollowed out melons, no family dinner turkey.. nothing artifical.


the other 'wreckless youth' thing i never did was screw in a car ...
i had my own place since i was 17 ...

If you had your own place, then why on earth did you screw in a car. It's so uncomfortable!;)

reread what i said ...

go back and read his reply lol;)

nope, nope and take me to a lie detector test.

Got it, guess my mind wuz in the gutter, sorry!:)

Girls with hammers....:confused:


Yeah, but seriously, sex while people are in the next room. That's always fun, dunno if it's a fetish.

was an impressionable teenager, with his own place and no one to see what he's upto...lonely nights all on your own, and that vacuum just sitting there waiting for action, cos it never got used for the carpets....you liar :D :p

hahahahah .. wanker !! what 17 year old on his own has or can afford a vacuum :)

as if thats a priority when your furnitire is cardboard boxes :)


i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)

You borrowed one from your mom. Thats the most logical answer. Bet she wondered what you had done spilled on the carpet when she got it back and had to clean the bag out!;)

OHMIGOD, you have a pocket--------!!!!! Or is it a pump?:D :p

Is whipped cream a fetish?
http://www.pronetcomponents.com/subs.../outtake_1.jpg

You fool! Those are spider eggs!!!

Get her out of there!!!

It is to me. And it just tastes so damn good!;)

cos the tube is full of crusty you know what still.... you dirty bugger, still not washed it after all these years, sentiment eh? can't let go of those good ol' kinky experimental days..


hahhaah :D :p ;)

borrowed from my mom ? ha, thats a laugh.

no, u didnt have to change the bag on my vacuum :)

(she was a spitter though ! :D )

whipped cream, and other delights :)

Herb Albert....I betcha we are the only two here who would know what we are talking about.

they laughed at me in london, they laughed ay me in prague !!!

i'll show you, i'll show you all !!!!!!!!!

i have about 12 albums .. maybe more .... classic !!

Show me!!!!! Show me!!!!;)

What a total let down. Why would you do that?:( :)

we cant show the trouser snake here .

one guy did .. ruined it for the rest of us

that one has 2 eyes !

Please don't ban me for this but.............

It doesn't turn purple and vomit either.;)

you try searching for trouser snake and find something you can post

A Trouser Snake does not compare to a Water Wamba.

A Water Mamba is like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but more linear (i.e., it's easier to understand what he's getting at).

ahhh yes, makin' the bald man puke ..

why would you be banned for this?

ahahahahahah,

so how many fleshy friends did you have to wade through first ? :)

Don't know, don't know what gets you banned from this site.:confused:

certainly not the minor statement you made trust me.

who said that http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ti/blindsm.gif

death threats get you booted.

also if you havent posted a suggestive picture of yourself .. eventually you'll get the boot.

good thing stupidity isn't on the list

I'll post a naked pic of myself as soon as I actually become sane.;)

yeah, it would be pretty thin in here ...

2 or 3 people wandering aimlessly around, sidestepping the tumbleweed :)