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ChEEbA 03-08-2005 09:12 PM

Oh, is THAT what you lot call Australians now?
How appropriote.
Guess there's not much room for reading when there's so much shearing and drinking to be done, eh "CUZ"?

wait wait...




I WAS ONLY KIDDING....







WOOOOOO-SAH-WOOSAH-WOOOOOOOSAH!

Elvis_Christ 03-08-2005 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
Oh, is THAT what you lot call Australians now?
How appropriote.
Guess there's not much room for reading when there's so much shearing and drinking to be done, eh "CUZ"?

wait wait...




I WAS ONLY KIDDING....







WOOOOOO-SAH-WOOSAH-WOOOOOOOSAH!


ChEEbA 03-08-2005 09:18 PM

How creative...thankyou.

IDrinkYourBlood 03-08-2005 09:30 PM

anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough.

Marroe 03-08-2005 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough.

I think it'd be too big for us gals........ooch!

Elvis_Christ 03-08-2005 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough.

Fuck sorry man all this bitching is really fucking dumb....time to get back to the filth that this thread was originally intended for. Does the juice sting?

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
To the entire three of you idiots:

I WAS over it. See the pics thread? Didn't even reply to sedateds desperate attempt to get the last word in, all while saying "yeah, I'm over it".
See?
THAT is over it.
So now, the three of you will post your snide, sarcastic remarks again, and again, in an attempt to get a rise outta me.
WHY?
You think I'm gonna say something about you that I haven't already? If that's what you want? Here it is folks.., since none of you have the balls to be direct and straightfoward about things, allow me:

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool. You're pathetic, shallow, self absorbed cuntrags that will see fault with everything but themselves.
This is the way you are, this is the way you'll stay.
You like trying to make ME look like the bad guy by making your "it's not an insult" remarks...this is obviously how you muster support from weak minded, ignorant individuals like yourselves. Followers, not leaders.
Go right ahead, say how much I'm hated here...I'm not hated by anyone that MATTERS. You just are a bunch of pretentious fucking nothings.

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.

SR - You're just about the biggest DICKHEAD loser I've ever come across. How you act indicates to me that you'd be the kinda guy tht mouths off behind someones back, then quickly turns away if they hear it.., or perhaps saying "it was just a joke" or "I wasn't talking about YOU"....later saying "theyre lucky they walked away" under your breathe. A sad little cockless bitch.
The type that WILL one day say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and end up with your teeth stuck in the back of your throat...whinging to your mother 'bout how it wasn't your fault, and the other guy started it. You're 20 already huh?
You ought to grow the fuck up.

EC - My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day. I've spoken to you before, and I think you enjoy shit-stirring people, usually in a relatively civil, and non-condescending manner...and I had no huge problem with you whatsoever. But, if you speak against me, I will speak back.
Until then, consider this over.
I'm not telling you what to do either, just saying that you're pretty much contradicting YOURSELF.

OK, and that was pretty much all I had to say...so, now you guys don't need to try and start any fights...etc in your OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a brain) chickenshit ways. That's what I think of you, that's all I have to say.
So, if ever you feel like mixing it up again, don't bother.., it's a waste of space. Just refer to what I've said here, 'cos its not going to change...there will be no new information given.
Now, in the tradition of the loser that has not much more to say, please feel free to tell me how much y'all DON'T care...

You're all "over it" are you?
Then BE over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Have a nice day.

LOL


Its really funny how you can see into all our lifes. Like you know us

I don't know you!

I didn't know you would fuck a doll untill you told us. I was surpised, honestly.
I would think a lot of girls would like you

Whatever gets you off man. your a really smart and cool guy. You think really logical. I'd like to meet you someday.

Better than that, I wish I was you.:(

I wanna wear cool muscle shirts and show off my great body.

Oh well, I'm sorry man. I never meant anything by it.

Your a cool guy cheeba and I'm just a loser.


:(

Elvis_Christ 03-08-2005 09:41 PM

Hey Outcast buddy? How's that "alternative music" going?

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Hey Outcast buddy? How's that "alternative music" going?
LOL

Its great.

God damn all those "normal" people and there "normal" music.

Elvis_Christ 03-08-2005 09:48 PM

There just not even close to being as cool as us man. They just don't get "it". They don't even know what "it" is dude....:p

Angra 03-08-2005 09:49 PM

Turned on yet?


:D

Marroe 03-08-2005 09:49 PM

Umm...I thought we were talking about fucking fruit now?

Angra 03-08-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
Umm...I thought we were talking about fucking fruit now?

Nooo, leave that to the vegetarians.;)

Marroe 03-08-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
Turned on yet?


:D

Hehe..fucking lamb chop.

Spallalala 03-08-2005 10:04 PM

Hello again.. Are you getting hot and horny for that lamp chop puppet now marroe??

I though this thread was on blow up dolls. I dont have any experience with them, but I once did go into a adult shop here and saw a "ewe" called anna.. how insulting hey hahaha.. funny tho.

I say if you wanna fuck fruit try an old hollowed out cucumber hahaha.. Just the idea is funny.... Yeah wrap your head around that one hahahah..

Elvis_Christ 03-08-2005 10:08 PM

This guy seems to like it (He's Austrailan)

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by Spallalala
Hello again.. Are you getting hot and horny for that lamp chop puppet now marroe??

I though this thread was on blow up dolls. I dont have any experience with them, but I once did go into a adult shop here and saw a "ewe" called anna.. how insulting hey hahaha.. funny tho.

I say if you wanna fuck fruit try an old hollowed out cucumber hahaha.. Just the idea is funny.... Yeah wrap your head around that one hahahah..

Hehehe..yeah..you caught me.


hey sweetie!!! how are you?

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:13 PM

I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that.

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that.

And you are?

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:16 PM

hiya!

I'm alex. pleased to make your acquaintance...

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
hiya!

I'm alex. pleased to make your acquaintance...

Huddo there......don't mind everyone. And it's not just cheeba making the remarks here...you've only saw one side of it. Don't be so quick to judge

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that.

Who are you talking about?

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 10:22 PM

Oh

Yes, he does have mental problems. Its really sad

Poor guy

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:23 PM

oh! now she's offline... :( you know you shouldn't really ask questions unless you are interested in the reply.

you know, that is a singular curse in society today... they way the people you meet say "how's it going?" and if you answer "oh, it's really terrible, I am dreadfully unhappy!" they will just say "oh well, jolly good, you take care now!"...

why do they even ask you in the first place?

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Oh

Yes, he does have mental problems. Its really sad

Poor guy

Can we drop this already? paleeze?

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
oh! now she's offline... :( you know you shouldn't really ask questions unless you are interested in the reply.

you know, that is a singular curse in society today... they way the people you meet say "how's it going?" and if you answer "oh, it's really terrible, I am dreadfully unhappy!" they will just say "oh well, jolly good, you take care now!"...

why do they even ask you in the first place?

I'm here...go on


wait..did I ask you something?...are you even talking about me?:confused:

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
Can we drop this already? paleeze?
The guy was asking. I was only replying. Your only going to tell cheeba's side of the story. But its dropped

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:28 PM

my mistake! you are here after all... you are just hiding.

in any event, no matter what the 'other side' was that's no reason to say all that mean stuff. although that diss about the music was just funny - but then not really so funny as it seemed to betray a very bigoted attitude...

the only other side I see here is the other side of madness!

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:28 PM

i am happy to drop it

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:29 PM

so anyway... The Other side of Madness! what about that one?

a.k.a. The Helter Skelter Murders... I haven't managed to watch it yet, but I will do soon and I am really looking forward to it.

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
The guy was asking. I was only replying. Your only going to tell cheeba's side of the story. But its dropped
I'm not telling anyones side of the story..he can go back and read the other thread if he wants. Just chill out

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marroe
I'm not telling anyones side of the story..he can go back and read the other thread if he wants. Just chill out
God damn. This really went out of control. I really didn't think it would go this far. Hopefully things will be normal tomorrow

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
God damn. This really went out of control. I really didn't think it would go this far. Hopefully things will be normal tomorrow
Yup...we ALL need to control our comments here. This has been going on way too long.

Sedated_replica 03-08-2005 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Marroe
Yup...we ALL need to control our comments here. This has been going on way too long.
except me ;)


I'm joking. I was only trying to stick up for someone. Fuck it!

Good bye :D

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:42 PM

from an outsiders perspective... it was pretty funny.

especially that big long outpouring man...!

Marroe 03-08-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
from an outsiders perspective... it was pretty funny.

especially that big long outpouring man...!

he's actually a very nice person...don't judge any of us by this. We'll all end up being asses to you

I should say look like asses to you...you haven't done anything to fire me up yet

excelsior 03-08-2005 10:48 PM

alright

Angra 03-08-2005 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by excelsior
alright


You will soon enough discover that we are all assholes in here, pal.

Oh by the way, FUCK YOU NOOB!!!!;) :D :p



Peace!

:cool:

ChEEbA 03-08-2005 11:43 PM

Sedated, keep talking...however long you like.
I had a reply for you, but fuck it...I'm through with this shit.
There there...the last word is yours.;)

New person, if I type long posts, it's because I don't much like having to repeat myself. Marroe IS right, there WAS more to this, but I'm not interested in revisiting it. No doubt there'll be "someone" in here that'll be only too glad to fill you in.
As for the kiwi joke, hey...maybe it was a tad below the belt, but hey...kiwis and aussies taking the piss outta eachother is pretty much a custom. I'd take no offence if he said...I dunno, whatever they think the stereotype is these days either.
In regards to the rest of the things I said, I just thought I'd skip the arguments that would lead up to me saying these things anyway. I'd reached a point where I wasn't going to say a thing, and I was baited. I don't mind how you wanna look at this incident...don't much care.

Guess I can get back on topic...for a WHILE maybe?
Fruits???
Hmmm...maybe a peeled rockmelon??
Yes I'd still prefer the realdoll...that's right, ol' dollfucker cheeba...
:rolleyes:

fannyface 03-09-2005 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
You will soon enough discover that we are all assholes in here, pal.

Oh by the way, FUCK YOU NOOB!!!!;) :D :p



Peace!

:cool:

Hey Angra. Is your avatar Skeletor? Or is it the Sorceror?


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