You aint gotta die to shit your pants. Hell, if you're 112 you'll be fillin' your trousers on a daily basis.

hahaha

that was what i meant ..

hell, I'm doin it now !!!

If I ever get to be that old (I guess more 70-80) I'll be one mean, broom wielding old lady.

Friday..August 12, 2022.....I want a do over!:mad:

Hmmm..... I think it´s gonna be thursday.;)

Okay, I weighed myself and put my actual REAL weight in there (not just a guess) and I now have until Aug. 12, 2062...Still not long enough:(

Exactly how old would you like to be?:confused:


I´d like to die before i can´t talk, can´t remember anything, can´t walk and always shit myself. That would be my idea of a living nightmare... Brrrrr yikes!:(

same.

Eh..my great grandparents are real old and still kickin just fine. Still talk, eat, walk, drive and potty all by themsleves. If I do live to be that old like them, I'd also want someone to love like they have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah..gushy, gushy:D

Old people suck at driving... :cool:

Umm...so do young folk!:D

Wtf! I died last September?? I must've done something wrong...

Fuck yeah. I don't know whats worst.

Old people drive way too slow but young kids drive into you.

killed by movie critic
 

someone will get me for making a really disgusting horror movie

Touche!:p LOL

Re: killed by movie critic
 

i thought this idiot and his lame ass shit had left.

fucking dummy


maybe someone will get you for simply being an unwanted asshole.

Re: Re: killed by movie critic
 

what was he upto before? I don't remember the name.

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same asshole ..

only here to pimp some site where they make shitty little videos of women running through the woods and getting killed..


of course we eat it up because thats what serious horror fans are all about.

i wonder what else he's up to when he's not making this useless shit, or having unconsentual sex with barn animals.

sounds like he'd be a good fan of that guinea pig thread shit then.

its not even that !!

its some group of idiot friends and a video camera running around in the woods .. pretending to kill girls.

its not the gore or anything ,, the premise is so fucking stupid it's mind boggling.

so he posted links to download clips then? what was the film called?

the link is on the picture above ...


great ...

i just accomplished the one thing i didnt want .. i generated interest in this shit :P

this is one instance where I'd like to see Kpro's idea go to work .. delete this assholes posts, then ban his sorry sphincter.

lol you're talking about that loonie laying on the bonet of the car roflmao.

I thought that was just a silly pic from the net someone decided to post, not an image from a home made film.

yeah .... its a beauty

from the site it looks like a passive victim fetish movie.

It's probably not called "passive victim" but tht's all I could think of. Anyway, it's getting seriously turned on by sex(or the idea of sex) with someone who is unconscious(or unable to move). That's what Jeffrey Dahmer had, so you know that progresses into a desire to have sex with dead people... good luck with that.

Anyway, it's sad that some people pay money to see a crappily videotaped movie of unconscious girs getting carried through the woods for 90 minutes, it really is. I almost just shed a tear.

so it's necrophilia in the woods then.

Well, it sure turns ME on. OH YEAH BABY!!:D LOL

I'll never understand them I guess. I don't think it's that uncommon, it's just the opposite of what turns me on.

So what turns you on, Doll?


Some guy on speed?;) :D

I don't want people thinking I'm more fucked up than they already do... S&M but withough bondage, whips or any of the other kinky shit you might think of. violent, drawing blood usually. Anyway it's heavy involvement for both people where as with passive victim (I wish I knew the actual name..." the person doesn't want the other to be involved at all.

...I don't see anything written here that would make them think that, nothing at all...:confused:










































:rolleyes:

There are a lot of closed minded tools on this forum though.

So you´re saying that it´s S/m without violence?:confused:

Isn´t that what S/M is about?


I don´t get it??

Tell me more, Dolly.;) :cool:

LOL

Yeah....my wife is into S&M.....she said"give me 18 inches and make it hurt"....so I gave it to her 3 times and punched her in the face.*

She said" kiss me where it stinks"....so I drove her to the city dump.





Yes....these are very old and bad jokes...sorry.


* this is a joke and I do not condone hitting a woman under any circumstance.

I don't understand why so many guys feel this way, even if it's desired. It's very, very different.

I'm not sure I know what you mean by that.......not sure I wanna know.

Maybe because it´s not normal to hit somebody that you love.

I agree with Newb.

But i can slap your ass if you insist and ask me nicely.;)

If your wife/girlfriend wanted you to hit her (not spank, hit), would you refuse?

just curious.