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Vodstok 02-17-2005 05:17 AM

No, i think it was ham and cheese with some mayo, lettuce and tomato. Dodged a bullet there.

urgeok 02-17-2005 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
4-4....

Holy Shit!

URge was right, it steals sandwiches!

ok that was one of the funniest things i've seen in months here :D

Vodstok 02-17-2005 05:45 AM

I have this urge to make a bunch of pictures of monsters eating food.... I just may...

urgeok 02-17-2005 05:47 AM

it was a good job :)

Vodstok 02-17-2005 05:58 AM

did it convey the sense that he was caught in the act of runninfg away with the sandwich in his mouth? Because that is really what i was going for...

urgeok 02-17-2005 06:12 AM

absolutely, done to a 't'

exactly the way i was picturing him all along.

not much of a threat, but potentially annoying

Vodstok 02-17-2005 08:49 AM

still 4-4.


The deom isnt theo only food obsessed monster out there:
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.p...threadid=13815

Vodstok 02-21-2005 09:46 AM

.....

BudMan 02-21-2005 09:51 AM

Well...seeing that I haven't voted..The Mothman it is.:)

massacre man 02-21-2005 09:55 AM

The Mothman

Vodstok 02-21-2005 10:03 AM

The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?

http://www.crystalinks.com/bigfoot.gif
Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie

http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg



And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:

Quote:

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of..
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real


KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that the D it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio. I hope there's no hard feelings


Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)

You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
Guy: And who should I tell them said that
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK


JB: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.

newb 02-21-2005 10:04 AM

I'm gonna pick Nessie for the grainyness.

AUSTIN316426808 02-21-2005 10:05 AM

I'd say nessie because the stories are more convincing

massacre man 02-21-2005 10:06 AM

well i say Bigfoot because he has a zipper

Vodstok 02-21-2005 10:12 AM

And the prize for the most clever response so far goes to.....

Haley BArry!

Sorry mm, but thank you for playing :)

That was really funny, though.

Kitty 02-21-2005 10:20 AM

jc mm are you tring to give me a Axity attzc from making me laugh so much ?

massacre man 02-21-2005 10:27 AM

um what?

Za'afiel 02-21-2005 10:27 AM

Re: The Cryptoment
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
What the hell, i already have 4 or 5 others going....

The Cryptoment! a contest of supernatural, fortean, and just plain wierd things.

first off:

http://www.hufos.net/images/chupacabra.jpg
El Chupacabra


Vs.



The Mongoilian Deathworm

http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/182/death.jpg

One lives in central America and drinks animal's blood, the other lives in the Gobi Desert, spits venom, and can electrocute people from a distance.

I vote "El Chupacabras". This cabron appeard in Puerto Rico (were I'm from). He f'up lots of bunnies,goats,chikens,cats and dogs. I hate him...but still he gots my vote.

Za'afiel 02-21-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?

http://www.crystalinks.com/bigfoot.gif
Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie

http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg



And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:

Nessie.

Vodstok 02-21-2005 10:29 AM

And once again, you replied to the first post. try hitting the "last" link for the long threads.

Just a helpful hint :)

massacre man 02-21-2005 10:29 AM

if i was one of those creatures i would pose for the pictures

Za'afiel 02-21-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Wow, the worm blew the sucker.....




Away....


Now for some creatures with weird, glowy eyes...


http://www.parascope.com/en/cryptozoo/predators05.jpg
The DOver Demon


Vs.


The Mothman

http://home.earthlink.net/~brosenberger/mothman.jpg

Mothman.

(And Mothman you still owe me 20 dollards bitch.)

Kitty 02-21-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by massacre man
um what?
when you have Hyperventalation Problems-Almost like Asthma only you can breath for at least 20-30 min.and you need ato drink water every five minites.

Vodstok 02-21-2005 10:35 AM

LOL! Dude......


Its bigfoot vs nessie.....


You crack me up.

Za'afiel 02-21-2005 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by massacre man
if i was one of those creatures i would pose for the pictures
THE $450,000 CRACK MONSTER!


V.S


THE CRACK BUSTING (RODNEY KING BEATING) EVIL COP!


(My money is on the Crack Monster)

newb 02-21-2005 10:42 AM

Eric Estrada

http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG

Za'afiel 02-21-2005 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Eric Estrada

http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG

I'm offended and thats uncalled for.

massacre man 02-21-2005 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL! Dude......


Its bigfoot vs nessie.....


You crack me up.

his vote for Nessie is up above

Kitty 02-21-2005 11:00 AM

HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Big foot or Nissie?



a major disetion


NISSIE all the way

friday13thfan 02-21-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kitty
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Big foot or Nissie?



a major disetion


NISSIE all the way

it's spelled nessie dumbfuck

loch ness for me

massacre man 02-21-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
it's spelled nessie dumbfuck

loch ness for me

yeah but it's nickname i nissie stupidhead :rolleyes:

filmmaker2 02-21-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by friday13thfan
it's spelled nessie dumbfuck

Funny!

You know, they don't talk like this on the cryptozoo message board sites.

Marroe 02-21-2005 07:52 PM

That Nessie sure is a purdy girl



Nessie!!!!

AmarylandPsycho 02-21-2005 07:54 PM

Big foot would beat nessies ass

ShankS 02-21-2005 11:18 PM

Nessie

Vodstok 02-22-2005 04:21 AM

The scott kicked the american's ass. As if there was any doubt.

Which is a better "Ancient Survivor"?

http://iep.alien.de/grafiken/mokele.jpg
Mokele Mbembe (Supposedly a sauropod, a dinosaur like Apatosaurus or diplodocus, living in African jungles)

Vs.


Mapinguari
(Supposedly a living giant Sloth from the Pleistocene, living in SOuth American Jungles)
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/maping...mapinguari.jpg

AUSTIN316426808 02-22-2005 04:28 AM

Mapinguari

newb 02-22-2005 04:41 AM

As far a surviving goes....you don't see many Sauropods walking the streets anymore, but you can find some version of a Sloth. Therefore my vote goes to the Sloth.

urgeok 02-22-2005 05:04 AM

sloths are cool.

ShankS 02-22-2005 06:03 AM

Sloth.


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