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it's not alot of work to buy a playboy, mommy

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Have him join the forum. You brought us Sergio and he's cool.We will treat him with the utmost respect.

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I won't believe you unless you provide video evidence

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Clarification: I won't

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Thats a given:D

but you have mellowed somewhat.

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insane elvis has left the building..


thank YOU Horror !!! GOOD NIGHT !!

I just think its funny people would come to a horror forum to pick up girls.

There's seriously BILLIONS of other places you could go.

Why there are music forums and teen forums... porn forums too.... and :D

Exactly. Old men can simply go to lesbian chat rooms and cyber with the other 50 year old guys

Hey, hey, HEY, hey, hey...some of us are only 18...

<13

YEAH....SOME OF US ARE YOUNG STUDS:mad:

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I can't get him to join...He checks the place out all the time, but he is so busy with the band and fixing computers (Yeah...He's a 'Death Metal Nerd'...Figure that one out...He writes his own HTML...Whatever the hell that is...lol :rolleyes: )...And of course, the rest of his time is taken up by ME...heh...He hardly ever sleeps anymore, and barely has time to post at his OWN forum...He'll be moving in with me soon, so maybe I'll get him in here at some point :)

@MM...I know Sweetie...This one is actually free...I only gotta give him a little...umm...'incentive'...from time to time...heh

"Death Metal Nerd"....never heard that before.










hell....that would make a great screen name.

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pages of old playboys?

Dibs, bitches! :D

Dammit.

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No, Sweetheart...My real, LIVE 'playboy'...I know what you meant...But...I took it in a different direction;)

go quick you can do it

Nah, I like my name.

It's Alive kicked ass.

i have two screennames here as it is Massacre Man and Tastycakes

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ahem? This is no dating service, and I'm sure no one cares about your poor little situation.

ill go. my name is kristin. im asian

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but this site is how Sam and I got together

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Till I stole him;)

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haha i stole pootie

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No, Pootie is here..you have an imposter.

wow....this guy is desperate....and no sam is mine massacre man....u ass....lol :)

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while you were looking me and gore stole back sam

Ya'll better back the fuck up!!!

lol calm down babe....Let me introduce my self since I havent yet....Im Gore....and I am the pimp master flex around here...lol but hey....Lets not fight over him....lets share....Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Split Sunday sound good?

Hmmmm.....I suppose..but I get the upper half:)

no problem ;)

NOOB!

i am a reborn noob since i havent been here in like 3 months but oh well i like it :)

Re: WANTED: Horror Chick!
 

Girl!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

now, now, there's enough STE to go around. Specifically, there's about 23 inches to go around

Is that including the spinal cord?...lol :D

Yeesh! this is why I get the upper half. that is scary

yes