i'll take that worning and when he asks i'll run far away.....okey kpro?:rolleyes:

I'm not a pedophile, so no worries...

Are you an astronaut?

i have no idea!!!!!!!!EPP:eek: i'm not suppose to**runs away crying do to being punched in my arm by bro**

Not you - him.

**still crying and rubbing arm looking for a knoife to kill my brother w/**
oh okey then

Hit him with your sludge hammer.

lol - "SLOP! HAMMER TIME!"

You can't touch this.

can't i broke it last night attempting to hit him with it ***running at bro holding a skife wonderingyou skreem im busted and i'll rot in jail and when i die will i just tortcher you or haunt you???hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?***

Stop it, you're killing me.

really? i say-to the electric chair you go***bro says-Oh shit ***

christ i'm tired of this juvenile nonsensical shit.

if you're gonna be wasting posts, at least make it funny ..

FUCK !

LMAO!!!!! :D I hear ya urg.....I think we need another folder on this site for everyone to young to drive to post in ;) :D

lol funny shit

actually ... that would be nice to have on another forum ...another site .... far away.

i'm seriously sick of the shit...

this will drive away people faster than the bickering that used to go on here.

what we need is the

what we really need is those clubs they use on the baby seals ..
the ones with the no-slip grip

stop... PAJAMA TIME!

whats that?

Wow....I haven't been fucked like that since grade school......

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... this is so about horror (which gets so much discussion on here anyway) This whole site seems to be about Friday The 13th, Halloween, Exorcist (+ anything obvious), miget's cocks. Fuck it's no wonder anyone from a couple of years ago comes here anymore. It's seems this place is all about how many post you've had (despite substance....)

But I like comming here maybe I just need more fucking booze in me.....................I type so good when I'm drunk.

if you don't like it, you could always go on a long walk in search of Isengard.

it disturbs me that in this day and age people would still have that midget prejudice.

Hey, chill the hell out -

Any comedy sex-related thread is apt to go a little off the rails - so far we've had suggested rape techniques, sludge hammers, peeping toms and a fantastic MC Hammer gag.

God bless cyberspace.

yea i would proablly stop after that!:(

What was your name again?
O I lied about my age... I am only 14.
Oops.
How long has that been there?
Um... that makes me feel like I have to poop.
Now where is your brother?

That one actually made me laugh :D

its a little crooked.
my father touched me like that once. he is still wearing orthopedic shirts to this day.
don't make me touch that.
i forgot i put it in there.
hahahahahaha. that was funny.
look what i found.
do you have a dog? if yes--> then tell it to stop licking me there. if no--> then what feels like sandpaper?
do you have any popcorn?
get out!

During: Lets try something different. Get me a flashlight and a wet suit.


After: Oh, God, I smell like woodchips and grandmas now