And...That's why YOU'RE here...Right?...lol ;) :p

there's only one thing you can do:
Have loud obnoxious sex with him...twice

Well...Okay...But, I'd like to at least know who he is FIRST...lol

where's the fun in that?

Besides, if you knew then you probably wouldn't WANT to have loud obnoxious sex with me-HIM! Loud obnoxious sex with HIM...twice

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doh! I've been rumbled..... it's me, I'm now a professional bush lurker, peeping at you when you leave the house.

You are SO cute..lol...See?...THAT's why I can't leave Horror.Com...You guys keep me laughing, the entire time I'm here.......I love you guys :cool:


@Shanks...You gotta telescope that reaches around the world?...lol...That's pretty damned cool:)




Bush lurker...*giggles*

I thought you couldn't leave Horror.com because of the bomb Avenger put in your brain.




And bush lurker sounds kinda dirty

who said I was the other side of the world.... I aint been browsing here for a while, so I could have traveled far :D btw cut those friggin bushes they're too damn thick, I cant see you properly.

still sounds dirty

it is, bloodrayne dont look after her bush properly..... it's marvelous what you can see through a telescope :D

LMAO...Actually, the bushes in my front yard DO need to be trimmed, so that could have been a little creepy..Which is spine-tinglingly cool...lol



And.....Here's a little TMI....The bushes in my front yard...Are the only bushes I have.....





Jim Carrey quote...."I have no bird...I have no bush";)

*fap fap fap*

lol :D

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken skin :)

And perhaps has an odor.

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Thats fucking hardcore :eek:

chicken skin?? LOLOLOL!! i never heard it like that

well, its not a term i'd use when i was about to get busy :

'hey ! i like the chicken skin you got going on there !'


but it seems appropriate for this god forsaken place :)

totally a term id use while getin busy
hubba hubba.

ill let u know how it goes LOL. maybe i will get kicked out? or slapped

i hope il get slapped. i need a good slapping

What is chicken skin referring to lol

:) pubeys right?

UPDATE


I got another message in response to what I sent back to him....This guy is just WAAAAY too good to be true...I think someone may be fucking with me....Seriously...Guys just aren't this damned perfect....I've got his Yahoo ID now...I'm gonna get to the bottom of this....Yeah...I'm suspicious by nature...

This ain't the 70's, are there still pubes floating around out there?

shaved pubeys :)

I don't shave, i use nair. It works awesome, no razor bumps and takes like no time, or circus positions.

jesus doesnt it burn ?

But it burns when you close your legs...lol :eek: :D

LOL..You beat me

omg

ive thought of using nair but it seems so painful!!! EEEK!!

Actually...I was playing around..It does burn, but it isn't that bad...I guess it depends on how sensitive your skin is...You kinda get used to it after a few years...lol...At least I did...The burn is pretty mild

....

ill think about it.. LOL

:)

I like the kind with baby oil the best...lol...there are lots of different kinds to try...Maybe some are milder than others :)

I have a procedure lol. I have a tub, shave my legs. By then then skin in question is warm and supple, it says you should have warm water on it for atleast 15 minutes anyway. Then i glop it on, hang out for 15 minutes, no more. Then i shower and volia. The trick is the tub before hand. No burning for me, or i wouldn't do it lol.

so you just rub this stuff on and it all falls off? fuckin hell that would save me loads on razor blades, no more shaving..... whats this stuff called?

Yeah, you're basically killing the hair lol. The stuff i use is nair 3 in 1. It depilates, exfoliates and moisturizes. You rub it off with a warm cloth, lol. It doesn't fall off.

so my gotee will grow back yeah?

There's various creams for hair removal.....some big-ass word beggining with "d"-cream.
I wouldn't reccomend it if you have sensetive skin, unless you get a brand specific for it. I tried it on my face once when I got pissed off at the whole shaving deal...got slight chemical burns...more irritating than anything.

Now, I just use a Gillette Mach 3, the motherfucking baddest of all razors...quick shaves, no rash, leaves your face smoother than...a marble?

Yeah, if you use the cream, it grows back HARDCORE, like....3-4 times faster than a shave.

Yeah, you're just killing the hair not the follicle.

you actually tried muff removal cream on your face?!? I was friggin joking about it lol