Scarecrow Slayer was garbage.

I had forgotten about Feardotcom and Darkness falls. Lets add the Grudge, Fear of the Dark and Slashers to that list.

"Funny" Movies that made me want to kill someone are as follows:

Spy Hard
Shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th
2001: A Space Travesty

these movies are so terrible i want to commit acts of violence. i honestly can not convey with words the sheer, gut-wrenching hatred i have for these movies.

thats how i felt walking out of The Village.
I was ashamed .. i talked a couple of other people into going to it.
I felt like i was leaving a porno theatre .. with kleenex stuck to my shoe.

THANK YOU!!! (aside from North) That has to be the least funny movie I have ever seen






EDIT:
Finally found my bottom 10 list:
1: North
2: Polish Vampire in Burbank
3: Manos: Hands of Fate
4: The Brain that Wouldn't Die
5: Love and a Bullet
6: Wing Commander
7: Jaws: The Revenge
8: 2001: A Space Travesty
9: Exorcist 2: The Heretic
10: Halloween 3

AHAHA! MAnos! I have that MST3K on my pc here at work :)

Dont forget "Doom Generation"
makes you want Rose Mcgowan and that Keasnu reeves looking twit from independance day to have their heads taken off. Assuming you didnt already.

Although, Rose does have a tit shot in it.

Whatshisface Duval was in Donnie Darko, and I haven't seen Doom Generation, so I don't want his head taken off quite yet.


I used to have Dead Alive and Feardotcom on the list, but Wing Commander and The Brain that Wouldn't Die knocked them off.

wing commander was outstanding in its 'why did they bother' factor.

just to highlight one pedestrian special cgi effect that lasted 15 seconds ?

Doom generation is a terrible movie. The bunny from Donnie Darko gets his weiner cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis, and some asshole jerks off to him fucking rose in a bathtub... and when the guy finishes.... he eats it off his hand....

I sat through this monstrosity because a freind of mine thought rose looked "hot" on the cover....:rolleyes:


but then again, he liked "Beach Babes from Beyond"

i love Rose ...
What is it with me and slutty girls ?

Huh. I might actually have to see this one. Only if it's on Netflix, though, no way I'm paying for it

A. You're human
b. you're male


PLease tell me you decided to watch it because it has rose mcgowan's naked tits and NOT becasuse a guy cums in his hand and eats it.....

Actually, the "getting his penis cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis" piqued my interest.

the cum eating was a bonus

Its right up there with him getting shot in the eye :D

heres the IMDB page
http://imdb.com/title/tt0112887/?fr=...bg__;fc=1;ft=1

I never quite caught that the 3 main characters' names are white, blue, and red. How fucking lame is that. "Xavier Red".... I was coming up with better names than that for D&D characters when i was 13.....

meh. I've heard worse

like Gecko in Wall Street ?

they had to spell out for us that he was a cold blooded lizard ?
or were they banking on the hope that people were too stupid to know what a gecko was and it would give them a fun little thing to look up later ?

The name "Torgo" comes to mind :D

don't forget Zugzug and Egah!

and Richard Dix from 2001: A Space Travesty

or Yor

holy shit that was a bad movie.

if you havent seen it i highly recommend it.
(so bad its funny)

Or, the king daddy of all shitty names:

Jar-Jar Binks

THE GRUDGE sucked it was a cheap as rip off of the ring, and it just goin around in circles the whole plot was meaningless!!

And wasnt Darkness Falls supposed to be scary I laughed my ass off!!

oh and i forgot "Jason X" was shitty to

easy: passion of the christ

Let's see..."12 Angry Men"...."Seven"...."Amistad" (never thought that garbage would end!).... :D ;)

again with the jokes, oi-vey !

texas chainsaw massacre-the next generation

darkness falls

scarecrow slayer

slashers