LOL you dirty whore... :D

can you FEEL THE LOVE !!!! :)

Wow, you guys are so used to anal sex references that you just glossed it over.... scary....

LMAO.....You guys nearly made me spit out my pop...You're gonna end up making me choke...or gag...or something....

Nah I don't want anything to do with that...:p

The way these conversations have been going, you might not want to say choke or gag.. youll turn someone on....


hehe... "pop"....

TOO LATE

http://www.spaceflightnow.com/proton...s/erection.jpg








don't ask....i googled erection and this is the only thing i would dare put on here.

and another thing.....all men weren't created equal. *sob*

I happen to be very secure in my sexuality. I have no problem showing emotion toward another man, and the anal jokes don't mean much to me.

It's all tongue in cheek.

Ummm, let me rephrase that...

As a matter of fact...is there anyway I can delete my threads up until this point?

GOD DAMMIT, I'M NOT GAY!

:D

;) We know hap... SUUUUUUUUUURE you're not......:D


Quothe Jay and Silent bob:
"I'm not gay, but Hap LOVES the cock."

Watch out nah!

Cummin through!

http://www.peaceteam.org.nz/images/mushroom.jpg

You're only Gay if you push back.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I thought this was a horror forum. You guys tricked me!!!

Get away from me!

http://pic.citegay.com/scans/ID/00/00/00/06/04/14/1.jpg

*leaves thread in tears*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You did NOT just say that!?

lol.

:eek:

HAHA! Oh wait...I'm having a seperate laugh here too. I just realized this was the "Merry Christmas" thread!

aaahahahahahahhaaheheheheheeeeeehhehehehe!

Oh my lord...someone shoot me! lol. :D :p :)


Don we now our gay apparel...

...
 

What have you turned this wonderful christmas thread into? :p

miracle on 34th street


the deep hardcore anal edition.

Miracle on 69th Street?

LMAO....Okay then....How about 'puke'....Surely that's not in the least bit arousing...Right?....If it IS, then you guys are much bigger freaks and weirdos than I imagined....lol....And I have one hell of an imagination..........As a matter of fact, I'm getting something right now, involving a certain something that Hap said.......Hmm...Gonna leave that a bit 'ambiguous;)

I was snickering at your use of the word "pop" the way people round here use soda :D


getting something eh? Hap mentioned anal sex. if thats what it is, you are an amazing typist :D

LMAO...EWWW...I meant...'getting something' along the lines of 'mental imagery'.......But, you KNEW that...I'll bet your name is on Santa's 'Naughty' list......And as a result of this thread, Hap's name is now on mine;)...lol....

Is he? Well, then, I think Hap needs a nice long spanking. Go on, I'll get the camera (and post the video on the internet)

Shhhh...I'm trying to make the image go away....You're NOT helping...lol

you people are pigs. p - i - g - s ...... pigs.

i dont think i can stay here any longer.
mother would not approve.

we dont want to offend mother

Aww...Don't leave...I didn't mean to offend your Victorian sensibilities, and I'm POSITIVE that Sam didn't either ;)......But, I have way too much sexual energy, and since I'm not having sex with anyone, I gotta have my fantasies....I'm afraid the only way that I can express it, is to flirt....Forgive me? :D

what about a great big combination vibrator-butt tickler ?

not those little sissy ones .. the kind that use car batteries ...

MERRYFUCKINGCHRISTMAS!!!!


:D:D:D:D:D

Oh....NOW, who's the P-I-G...Huh? :p

Merry Christmas everyone!:D

Niiiiiice!

Well, in a naughty sort of way...you know...

Holy shit! Like, do I have to sign release forms or anything...er, uh...just go at it!?

Slaphazard ... heheheheh

Flirt on sister! Flirt the fuck on!

:D

hahahaha...oh my god. I'm actually laughing out loud. I got probz.

LMAO...Don't get me started, Sweetie...I had a difficult enough time quelling the images that you ALREADY gave me....lol




OOPS..I think maybe that WAS 'flirting'....lol

It's my understanding that that's what you're usually doing ;)

LOL...You catch on quick ;) ....Actually, I've only been doing it for about 2 months...Going through some kind of phase, I think...lol...Hmm...I think it may have something to do with dying my hair......Oh well...I'm sure that it'll level off soon...Then I'll be my same old 'reserved' self again..........Boring:rolleyes: ...lol

Remeber before you did dye your hair, i and others said how black would have to grow out. Well, i relaxed my hair, with this home kit. I used the children's version, since my hair is not as curly. Well there is a shampoo you use, it's a chemical indicator. If there is any remaining stuff in your hair it turns pink. Well this shit took the black right the fuck out of my hair lol.

LOL...Mine is still extremely black, but I've got about 3 inches of red roots already...lol...I'll fix it someday.....Whatever... :p