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Going by FairyKorpse's avatar...she doesn't swallow.

she looked a lot better when she was actually getting the business done ..

she gained a lot of weight after the fact ..
There were one or 2 pics of her where she looked pretty good ..

not disagreeing with that ... I think there are a lot of extremely attractive women who are far from petite.

In monicas case .. it distorted her looks quite a bit ..
It didnt suit her.

getting no arguments from this corner

now, Paris Hilton.
There's a celeb that knows how to give a blowjob !
Better than Pam Anderson, thats for sure.

Well, at least the skinny little bitch serves a purpose....

That spoiled scanky ho.....I wouldn't let her blow me.
















allright.........maybe a little

she does the one, then 2 hand manouver while keeping good mouth control.

Then she does the doe-eyed 'how am i doing?' look up at the camera ...

that would be the end of me ...

Pfft oh if only you were here lol, you have no idea:p

ok i've got 2:00pm by my watch .. if i really hurried ......

bless you

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Keeping on topic...it looks like your smiley got hit in the eye.


Ya ever notice in videos...the girl always gets it in the eye.

well, dont swallow, just let it run out :)

I always cracked up when they would get it in the throat a little sooner than they expected then *gag* *cough*

the eye is the killer though ... thank god it was the last thing you were gonna do anyway because the door's closed locked and barred after that

LOL! good point.

And you can ruin the fun for everyone by saying "Oh my god, i am so sorry..."

Once you do that, you no longer have any dignity, and she thinks she just got popped in the eye by a wuss.....


Ahhh.... the trials and tribulations of head....

LOL
Once again we have taken an innocent thread about blow jobs and......er.....nevermind.

Oh...But that is NOTTT funny!..........You guys COULD give a little warning.........................fuckers...












lol


But...Seriously:mad:

I never said it was funny if I did it, just when it happens on film :D

thats affirmative :)

LOL...Not what I meant, exactly...But, THAT was funny :)

here's a couple of warning signs to watch for :

1) Eyes rolling back in the head.

2) increased speed of breathing

3) moaning noises .. between the short breaths.

4) a scream like : Daddys cummin BAYBE !!! YOO HOOO GET READY !!! Oh Lordy Its gonna be a TIDAL WAVE !!
OPEN UP ! ITS XMAS TIME !!!!


little hints like that are a big help.

ITS XMAS TIME?
I hope your not my secret santa when we have our annual HDC Christmas party.

ok .. that one made me laugh :)

LMAO...That was hilarious and I KNOW that you had a good time with it :D



BUT...What if he is making noise and breathing heavy the ENTIRE time?...

For those who don't swallow......It doesn't matter how fast you push back (even if you fall off the bed:o ...lmao)...Once you 'gag and cough' some of it IS going to end up in your nose...And THAT really SUCKS!........Okay, it only happened once, but still.....


Anyway...I think that's just about enough from me on THIS subject...


:)

Listen to YOU bein' all picky!

We're the ones who have to act like we really appreciate your ceramic gifts year after year. Well, I'm sick of the charade...THEY SUCK!!!!

Case in point:
http://www.aspencountry.com/aspen/as...3999/33195.jpg

I mean, seriously...what the hell is this supposed to be??? A banana holder!!??? WTF!??? HOLD THIS BANANA!!

Oh, and uh...Merry Xmas.

maybe your kid is right .. you have to start dating older guys with a bit more control :)

if you hold it in your hand and you start hearing : ooooo wooooha oooooo oooooo wooooahhhh wooooooaahhh

you may just have a sex NOOB there ! hahahah

unless these are old guys .. with sleep apnea and other respitory problems :)

27...How's that?

Fine...be that way....so much for the ceramic clown I was making you.

http://www.collectorsconnection.org/imagesc/29a508.jpg

hyper sensitive, or first blowjob ever ? :)

and watch about that jumping back in a hurry, you could smash your noggin on a dresser or something !

(out your nose ! that was funny :)

:D