I got it up. I just looked a picture of Mila's nipples. LOL. damn I hate brodband I'm switching to cable.

No doubt, What the fuck was my mother thinking, naming me Sergio. She must have wanted a gay hair dresser for a son or something. Like in the Brady bunch movie, "Don't worry Mrs. Brady Sergio is here for joo."

Yup and his name in Beverly Hills cop was. Serg. You get a prize a plush dolly that talks, and what's he say when you squeeze him. " Fuck off stop squeezing me fucker"
LOL

Oh...But you are a REALLY good hair dresser...lol...As well as an excellent cook, AND you sew, too....You'll make an excellent wife someday ;) :D

That's harsh.........LMFAO :D

Ouch I think I just got owned.......yup I just got owned.

But...It's oh so true...lol

holy crap it was serg ..... thats crazy !

LOL...See?...If Sam can share, you can, too :)

yup people tell me I look like 3 people Bronson Pinchot, Trent reznor from NIN, and the elf dentist from that old claymation Christmass cartoon with the land of misfit toys.

Like any of it maters when they are all gay, lol Fuck i'm doomed.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I don't know if it's just because I'm fucking wrecked off my ass or what?

But, I've only gotten through the first page of this thread...and it is EASILY the funniest fucking shit I have EVAAAAR read!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh...Keep reading, Sweetie...It gets MUCH funnier..lol ;) :)

Yeah, just wait 'til you hear the bit about the monkeys ass getting dildo fucked til it bled by the one handed mexican with the funky limp....hilarious!!!:D

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sergio
[B]And about the face paint if it disturbs you then look at porn while masturbating instead of my pictures.

It doesn't really disturb me, I was just curious why a man feels the need to wear make-up.

As far as masturbating to your picture...no thanks. I would much rather have sex with my wife.

Yeah...his wife 'Bruce'.:p

That would be Mrs. Bruce to you Cheeba.:p

Cheeba... you dont wear make-up or do you?

I don't, as I personally don't want, or need to.

However, understanding why another male would want to, would be a relative thing.
I mean, unless you can see things from his individual perspective, you wouldn't gain a full understanding of his reasons even if he were to spell it out for you.

I quietly ponder questions like this sometime yet don't usually dwell on them. Instead, I just tell myself that even if I had all the answers in front of me, I would still be unable to interpret them.

- B.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cheeba V2.0
[B]I don't, as I personally don't want, or need to.

However, understanding why another male would want to, would be a relative thing.
I mean, unless you can see things from his individual perspective, you wouldn't gain a full understanding of his reasons even if he were to spell it out for you.[QUOTE]


Fair enough. Just fucking with him Cheeba.:D

Why just men? Why not ask why women wear make up also?

Just wonderin' :confused:

LOL...I'll SHOW you why some women wear make-up.....This is me with NO make-up, except eyeliner...(Hey...It's a horror forum, so it's appropriate)...lol...

Oh...And Sergio with no make-up, too...lol

hush now, you know we all worship you http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ti/worship.gif

LOL...You're just too sweet...I'm betting that I'll lose my 'fan club' now...lol








That's as bad as seeing those 'celebrities without make-up' pix...Shocking, isn't it?...lol

cameron diaz can look amazing one day - and like trailor trash the next .. but you could take any beauty queen and catch them in the wrong light and in the middle of a face contorting word and make them look like hell in a picture... its not just the makeup ..

......and why do so many of them have acne?

LOL...I'm not a 'beauty queen' on ANY day...But, I DO think that I look like "trailor trash" in THIS picture...*thinking Tonya Harding...lol*..Damn, I'm in some kinda picture posting mood...I better stop here :D

Hmmm...Stress, maybe?...All that fame takes it's toll, I would imagine

probably because of the oils in the makeup they have to wear all the time .... or the crap they eat ..

Sergio, glad your back.

By the way I was thinking of leaving my wife and trying something new, so if your available.........LOL

LMAO...You would NEVER....But...If you tried his Fettucine Alfredo...Hmm...I don't know...lol

If his lasagna is half as good...................I am all his. LMFAO

Sometimes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

i'm partial to a nice curry myself

LOL...Hopefully, he'll read this and make me some lasagna next weekend...Then, I'll let you know ;) ...My diet is SOO screwed...lol

Next weekend???? *fires up the old Dodge and heads for Ohio*

we talking food....just finishing a bbq steak wrap.....lovely.

now to wash it down with some beers......gotta go, the pubs a calling me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...O_GO_hahah.gif

OMG...That is SOOO weird...Sergio absolutely LOVES curry...I think that it may be his favorite food :cool:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bloodrayne
OMG...That is SOOO weird...Sergio absolutely LOVES curry...I think that it may be his favorite food :cool: [/QUOTE

Great just what I need, more competition. *Hangs head and sobs*

hahaha ! it IS my favorite food :)

LOL...I'll see ya, soon...Heh





@ Zwoti...I KNOW that your stomach must be feeling mighty good right about now...lol