I was going to ask this one girl if I could borrow a pen, but what came out was "I'd like to have anal sex with you, please."

I am so rubbing my nipples right now. :cool:

Uh, those are mine...

LOL...I am so laughing my ass off right now :)

Oh my bad.





























*runs away*

hey, I didn't say you should stop...:p

HAHAHHAHAH

i know ive got plenty, probbaly some scandalous ones, but i can only remeber one

my cousin and i were watching animal planet and nigel marvin came on. either it was a hot day, or i was thinking of someone else, but i said 'oh i love nigel marvin. hes so hot"

anyway, its only funny if you know who he is.

http://www.nigelmarven.com/

he is hot i mean no

I can remember several--one horror related.

My girlfriend's mother ask what movie her daughter and I were going to see--remember this was the early 1960's--I said "The Killer Screws". (should have been 'Killer Shrews."

I was very drunk in a bar I'd never been in before, I couldn't remember if the waitress's name was Regina or Virginia--so I called her--Vagina. (asked to leave)

Working in an employment agency--intended to ask very attractive Hispanic female if she was bilingual--ask if she was bisexual instead--luckily she laughed.