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Vodstok 07-27-2004 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
"Necrophilia 2: Sometimes you just feel like cracking open a cold one..........again"

LOL *gag* *cough* *hack* ROTFL


Oh shit that was funny. Disgusting, but funny.


You arent really bangin corpses are you? I know tech support can be trying, but really....

Je Suis Phnomne 07-27-2004 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL *gag* *cough* *hack* ROTFL


Oh shit that was funny. Disgusting, but funny.


You arent really bangin corpses are you? I know tech support can be trying, but really....


lol I'd probably rather do that, than to EVER go back to tech support...lol paycut would be an understatement.

NOTE: Just because they are breathing does NOT mean they are alive. *grinz*

Egekrusher 07-27-2004 08:53 AM

So what do you do now Je Suis?

Je Suis Phnomne 07-27-2004 08:55 AM

*star wars spoof* Episode IXXMICIII "Darth Vibrator" with the "climactic" (no pun intended*grinz*) scene....

"Luke *heavy breathing, followed by humming buzz sounds* .....I am your father"

Je Suis Phnomne 07-27-2004 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by Egekrusher
So what do you do now Je Suis?
Project Controls for a company that repairs Nuclear and Coal Fired power plants across the US. I travel from state to state setting up contracts for jobs, review the specs. create a schedule, hire the staff needed and manpower. *loaf and get paid until the work is done* Invoice the client and collect payment.

certainly much more involved but Ive got a bit of Fluffitis and feeling too lazy to type it all up.

Egekrusher 07-27-2004 09:06 AM

Jesus man. You must be pretty well set financially.

Stingy Jack 07-27-2004 09:18 AM

Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.

Je Suis Phnomne 07-27-2004 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Egekrusher
Jesus man. You must be pretty well set financially.
Im comfortable, though there is always room for improvement lol

newb 07-27-2004 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Mine would be "The Procrastinating Professor". I just found out yesterday that I have to teach Wuthering Heights in a little less than two weeks. I bought the novel today ... and will probably get to reading it. Sometime.
You can always rent the movie.:D

http://www.lovetripper.com/issues/is...ng-heights.jpg

fluffho 07-27-2004 11:29 AM

be called 'weirdo' or something weird like that

and it would be.... probably a comedy. but with some yelling and kicking thrown in. u know, angry type stuff

and of COURSE, it would be sexy


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