Craop close to the camp, leave food lying around, and make a lot of noise.

Then hide in a tree and wait for the bears to start sniffing around :)

Get out of the fucking woods as fast as you can. Humankind is no longer, nor ever will be, one with nature. I like trees ... when I'm looking at them through the window of my air-conditioned house (if ya get my drift).

Well I feel your pain HB, but try to enjoy having absolutely nothing to do but stare at bugs crawling up your sleeping bag LOL!

Oh............. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Pity. Sucks to be you. Have fun, if possible. Don't get eaten by a wild bear. Oh, and lets not forget about that Blair Witch.

Im with Gravegirl, if you HAVE to be there, then make the most of it. Scare the shit out of the rest of the campers, start off with a little Jason, toss in a Pumpkinhead or two, make a couple Blair Witch stickamabobs and torture the others. OHHHHHHH and laser pointers are a blast if you have reallllllllllly nervous people camping around you. *grinz* Something about seeing a red dot show up on your chest in the middle of the woods at night that just gets to em every time. NOTE: Wal-mart sells nightvision monocles for like 150 bucks.

If you do it right the first night the park will kick you guys out and you will be back online in no time.

Just do what I did. Get a huge bag of weed and smoke yourself stupid the entire time you're there. Works great.

Hey and while you are at it, practice saying "Would you like fries with that" over and over again.....:rolleyes:

Or practice saying "I'm a 20 year old making 12 bucks an hour doing tech support"...

:rolleyes:

Just because you're a stoner doesn't mean that you lack motivation or intelligence.

Hell, I've NEVER been a stoner, and i seriously lack motivation....

and from what Ive gathered over reading your posts from time to time with regard to your job, how many of those 12 buck an hour jobs are out there? Im not going to argue , do what you will. I too WAS a stoner, if you could smoke it or eat it, I was there. I've done tech support, and was even an owner of an ISP. dream job? helllllllllllllllllllllll no. gave it up after telling someone that slot on the front of their tower was NOT an ATM slot for online shopping one too many times. ehhhhh screw it, no point in acting like I care when I really dont... Fire it up dude, Rock on, getcha a mullet.......