what picking leaves out ya crack.... no way, I never used leaves.

Ditto.


Hey Stingy, it looks like we both wipe our ass the same way, you wanna start a club?

;)

you two could do syncronised butt wiping at the club.

:D

Wow. Actually, I'm surprised not more people wipe this way. It is the most effective method I've found.

I guess it's true what they say...

Great minds think alike... And all others wind up with shit on their hands.

Bwahahahaha! I may need to start saying that.

I just added it to my sig.

I wrap the paper around my hand. Sure it takes up more paper, but this way you'll never get shit on your fingers or hand. A clean sweep.