that i had before.

your confusing ass kisser

On subject....:rolleyes:

When i lived in Germany, a freind and I were out with a couple of empty wine bottles (no, we didnt empty them), looking for a secluded place to break them. Yes, i was quite a dork.

Anyway, we were at an elevated parking lot built into a hill, when we saw a car pull into the lot below for a nearby returaunt. The guy gets out of the car and begins YELLING at the lady in the passenger seat.

She gets out of the car, they are both well dressed, and the guy is being exteremely fucking mean to her (my german was much better back then), putting her down, and SHOVING her towards the resturaunt. From what I could tell, he was an abusive cocksucker pushing around his woman, and if i remember ocrrectly the word anniversary came in somewhere. Well, my freind and i were hiding and watching the whole thing. So we decided to take matters into our own hands, and tossed the wine bottles at his BMW.

My friends dented the hood, and shattered all over it. Mine, went neck-first through the windsheild.

He forgot about pushing around his girl immediately.

really?

should of slashed the guy to with the bottles

so is that where your name comes from?

I think major vandalism of a motor vehicle was enough for one night. Assault with a deadly weapon is taken a little more seriously, and we probably would have been caught. He never saw us and never knew what hit him.

Okay ... here it goes ...

My friend and I were driving on a highway from Kentucky to Tennessee. It was getting late in the day, and the road was long. My friend was asleep in the passenger seat, and I was looking for something to keep me awake myself.

Soon, I came upon a tow truck that was towing the cab of a semi. And if you have seen these things being towed, you know that they are towed backwards, so the front is facing the rear.

Well, I decided to have a little fun. I pulled up right behind the semi, not so close that its front bumper was almost touching mine, but close enough to hide the tow truck. You could see the grill, the headlights, the hood, and the windshield of the semi through my windsheild.

Anyway, as soon as I was in position, I began screaming my head off. My friend jerked awake, seeing the front end of a semi right in our windsheild. It took him a spit-second to see the impending doom and began screaming himself.

Of course, it took him a split-second longer to notice that the semi wasn't actually coming straight at us, but seemed to be driving backwards in front of us.

But, a split-second wasn't long enough to keep him from peeing on himself.

(I've done a HELL of a lot worse than this ... I'm just not comfortable posting about those things. They are things I would rather forget.)

LOL!!! Oh my god, that is awsome....

:D I love that "Scare Tactics" show. But, if ever anyone targetted ME on that show ... I think I would have a heart attack right on camera. If not, then I would make a pretty funny victim. I would be running around screaming, totally caring about only my ass and no one else's (I mean knocking over old ladies and tossing children aside so I can get to the door.) I have fears.