It would be funny, except for the fact that I used to get my ass kicked by those rednecks.

What can you expect from a group of people that a good 7 out of 10 times, can't have sex without the words "No Daddy Stop" coming up before its over.

You know your a redneck if:

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

You know your a redneck if:

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

You know your a redneck if:

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

You know your a redneck if:

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.





OK.....I'm done

Re: how secure r u with ur sexuality?
 

hmmm.... ok...

you might be a redneck if:

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".

ok.... im done too

rahhhhhhh