I hadn't seen it, but after reading this thread I have a sudden urge to...

hooboy...this is fun, I just read their review of spiderman2...

"Other negative elements"
Attempting to get his powers back, Peter jumps off the roof of a multistory building hoping they return mid-leap. They don't. But after crash-landing on a parked car, Peter's only injury is an aching back. Parents of risk-inclined kids would do well to point out that anyone who tries that kind of a stunt at home won't be walking away from it with just a stiff spine. Elsewhere, Peter complains that his suit "rides up in the crotch." His landlord is seen with his pants around his ankles. (He’s wearing boxers.)

Oohhh...sacreligious crotch tightness....

ya'll should post more...

HEEHEEHAAHAA...i HAVE MORE...

One "negative element" from garfield:

"Garfield and Nermal steal a half-gallon of milk, then a pie."

It makes me feel sorry for these people because they cant find fun in any movie except The Tigger Movie. They literally hate every single movie.


I also want to kill them all because they gave away the ending to Fight Club.

those mother-fuckers didnt thrash fight club did they.God damn them and by the way not all christains are bad its just the extremist you have to look out for such as mormons

Nine guys. Nine masked, demented guys. The members of Slipknot have developed a cult following even more for their gross-out stage antics than for their hateful lyrics. In concert they’ve been known to masturbate, defecate, vomit, urinate on one another and light each other on fire. Sick and twisted. It’s safe to say that young fans of this band have far deeper problems than a simple lack of media discernment. .........................isnt this the reason alot of us like slipknot? i know i do

Yes, they look past the artistic merit of a movie and look only at the violence.

Fight Club changed the way I look at movies, in a good way. It just really sucks for them that they dont get it.

What's really bad is that they'll 'dis Spiderman for ill-fitting costume comments, and Garfield for stealing some milk (What the fuck is a cat going to do? Pay for it???? Since when do human laws and the Ten Commandments apply to kitties anyway?), but they'll flock to see "The Passion of the Christ", in all of its gratuitous bloody glory.

Close to 60 f- and s-words. God's name is combined with a profanity nearly 20 times. Jesus' name is abused. There is an obscene gesture

It's hard for me to imagine witnessing anything worse than what's booted around the screen during Massacre's seemingly interminable 100 minutes. Where can movies possibly go from here in their insatiable quest for unqualified degradation? I'm sure I'll find out when the sequel arrives.

TCM remake. I will surely burn in hell!!!!!!!!!! Religion..........fucks everything up.

No, religious FANATICS fuck everything up...