asshole players that get talked about as soon as they turn their back

people that are too ignorant to realize good music or a movie

and shots to the balls

when my friend flirted w/ a guy and was about to ask him out untill she found out hes gay


my nieces ...they r funny

Yeah, like Rock 'n' Roll. Thats the God of music.

ROCK OWNS ALL!

the first time I smoked a spliff, I think I laughed all night.

ugly people
when my dogs poo and i stare at them so they stare back
jay
me
a couple other dudes
those lil gangsters that think they hard core
little boys driving big ass trucks who arent hauling anything
housewives
cowboy bebop ed
farting

im going to hafta go with the two winds (plaguewind and bwind) other peoples misfortunes do make me laugh...
other things include: all you silly furry nut ballz here at horror.com ,bike videos where a guy falls ,and skate racking videos, ..very funny ,..oh ,..and old ufc fight videos where they ball punched eachother ,..some of those guys took a sac beating.. mad magazine ,..i highly recommend that magazine... the wild boys and viva la bam , monty python movies, the black afro zombies from day of the dead ,and hampsters..

Im a furry nut! ;)

People falling down. Seriously, it's going to get me in trouble one day. When I worked at that damned gas station, I would mop the floor right in front of the door and "forget" to put out the wet floor sign ... and just lean on the counter and wait for the next yahoo to come along and slip.

The look on people's faces as they fall is almost always priceless.

Also, people who fall for a long time. My mom slipped on something in the Chinese restaurant and fell for almost a whole minute (the whole length of the buffet table). Her torso was rockin', arms swinging, hands slipping into the lo mein and moo-goo as she tried to maintain balance. I think I even managed to say: "Jesus mom, you're touchin' the food" in the middle of her fall, and she kept going. It was priceless. I laughed for a long time on that. People wonder why I didn't try to help her. Because it was funny!

Well, then hopefuly you'll get a electric shaver this Christmas.