WHOA....

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I have to pee

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Im a cannibal
Spleens taste better with hot sauce
Always eat eyes first.

I NEVER SAID FUNNY
THE WORD I USED WAS FUN
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
TO A DICTIONARY YOU MUST RUN

Is haiku 3 or 4 lines? One of you has it wrong.

Still not funny. I liked refrigeator tho.

I will spend the rest of my night researching the meaning of those two words.

THAT ONE AINT HALF BAD
NOW STICK IT IN THE RIGHT THREAD
MAYBE MORE WILL CONTRIBUTE
BRING THIS FORUM BACK FROM THE DEAD

IM SURE THATS NOT NECESSARY
A COMEDIAN CAN BE FUNNY
A ROLLER COASTER IS FUN
SAVED YOU LOTS OF TIME SONNY

Well, sorry to tell you this but haiku's doesn't make this place more fun.

You writing as a normal person and contributing like you used to do made this place both fun and funny. Think about it, you who's name I shall not mention.

::wink::

I think Marley is just writing in poetry. Haiku is 3 lines with 17 syllables. First line is 5, second is 7, third is 5. I enjoy it because they don't have to rhyme or make sense, they just have to meet the rules.

YOU ARE CORRECT
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I SPEAK
KIND OF ANNOYING
DOESN'T MAKE ME A FREAK