when i first read that i only saw the 'mother' part and im thinking holy shit what the hell kind of mother do u have

but then was ur baby mama so it made sense

made even more sense why your single now!

Ahhh domestic disputes....

I was arrested senior year for grand theft auto, no big deal 3 yr suspended sentance.

i love this one a few years ago i was in a band we where going to play a middle school talent show well when we got there the princble told us not to do anything crazy so of course out singer (bobby) tought it would be funny to say fuck between every word
well it was but the princble didnt think it was we got the school cop and got ua for public profanity, jut imangine a 13 and his sister coming home with a cop to tell them they where saying fuck not only in public but in front of the whole staff and and the parent ans students it was great my dad laffed then bitched me out

LOL!!

I plead the fifth when it comes to police altercationshttp://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoti...evil/teu42.gif

I hit a cop with my member once, does that count?