i think this is confucus

he who go to bed with ichy butt wake up with stinky fingers

Don't piss on the electric fence

To guys:


Don't try to compensate for a tiny penis with a giant signature.

i always found this funny . words of wisdom from none other then BRAK. this is on the space ghost musical bbq cd

[Brak]
One time I hired a monkey
To take notes for me in class
I would just sit there
With my mind a complete blank
While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper
At the end of the week, the teacher said,
"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said,
"Hello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana?
Eek-Eek!"
I got an F
When I told my mom about it,
She said, "I told you, never
Trus a monkey!"
The end

LMAO...perfect:)

a long time ago i had that cd and that was the funnist thing lol i love that

it was the cd my art teacher played every friday in class when i was in HS so after i graduated i missed it alot so i went out and bought it

wait i have more ..........

[Space Ghost]
Now, here's Zorak
With a very important nugget of joy for us
[Zorak]
I ran to get into shape once
I ran and ran and ran
Ol' runnin' Zorak
That's what they used to call me
Ol' runnin' Zorak
Hee-Hee
Then I developed the worst bunyon
On the pinky toe of my left foot
Ugghh...I done me in
So I started conquering galaxies
Muaaahahahahaha!!!

lol i was like 12 when i got it i wonder where i put it ill have to find it and listen to it again good to see a brak fan here

Don't wipe your ass with a pine cone, unless you like getting your rectum stitched back together.