1. I once Scissor-kicked Angela Landsbury

2. I got a chick pregnant and she gave birth to a delicous 15 oz T-bone steak

3. I wear my sunglasses at night

1. my music
2. my tendency to break social norms
3. my overwhelming social anxiety/phobia....sucks....

1 insomia
2 music
3my anger





and i almost forgot my monstrus penis

1. Overwhelming desire to hurt everyone I see.
2. Rage outburst.
3. Immoderately saying "bitch."
4. Making Mass Murderers look like Barbie dolls.
5. Uranating on dead corpses.
6. Having a massive sized penis.
5. Forcing small children to eat Bulldog droppings.
6. Listening to the screams of small children as music.

NO ONE IS UNUSUAL FOR HAVING A MASSIVELY LARGE PENIS IF YOU HAVE ALL GOT THEM!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

dude did you not read me post



i said a monstrus penis

LOL.....

1) a scar very well placed on a certain part of my anatomy

2) the fact that i dislike most people ( damn french ! ) so i hate going out during the day

3) my weird tastes in music ( i'll listen to anything at all as long as i find the tune catchy ! )

4) my incredibly large penis of course :D :p :D :p

im senceing a cock fight..... haha get it cock fight, (god damn im corny) ok its 3:54 and i think its time for bed

Yeah, I have the original godzilla penis. You're all just liars because you want to be as cool as me.

Which isn't possible in any which way.

I thought you were a girl.:confused: