Queen Elizabeth,tied to a cross and stoned to death....ohhh nassty

Katherine Heigl - Beaten to death with copies of Knocked Up by a bunch of shrill angry career oriented women and aloof lovable stoners.

Haha. Yeah, that'd get the old video nasty treatment for sure.

Sarah Palin at a "tea party" full of anti-corporate greed protestors who take turns throwing boiling tea at her until she melts.