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Ferox13 01-17-2011 11:08 AM

Thats a fine Cock, Newb.

newb 01-17-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 885009)
Thats a fine Cock, Newb.

That ain't the first time that phrase has been uttered in my direction.

The difference between a hooker and a rooster...

a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo" and a hooker says "any-cock-will-do"

Sistinas666 01-17-2011 02:39 PM

I wanna know which one tastes best fried........

ferretchucker 01-17-2011 02:44 PM

Screw it, I'm mixing things up a bit.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rsaturated.jpg

But I must say, this has been a very informative thread so far! I was shocked at how much they vary, especially that Malay Male. Jesus, that thing looks freaky.

scouse mac 01-17-2011 05:20 PM

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Dec2010017.jpg


We have five chickens, from front to back we have:

Agnes, an Amber Star
Ethel, a Blue Ranger
Biddy, a Black Rock
Hilda, a Light Sussex and
Hetty, a Speckeldy

Ferox13 01-17-2011 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sistinas666 (Post 885032)
I wanna know which one tastes best fried........

I'm a Vegetarian you barbarian meateater - if i wasn't 9 stone and weak from malnutrition I'd beat u with in an inch of your life...

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Originally Posted by scouse mac (Post 885044)

We have five chickens, from front to back we have:

Agnes, an Amber Star
Ethel, a Blue Ranger
Biddy, a Black Rock
Hilda, a Light Sussex and
Hetty, a Speckeldy

Cool stuff man - I can't wait to start. The freash eggs are so much nicer...

I might need tips on training your chickens to march in line like that though..

Doctor Loomis 01-17-2011 11:46 PM

http://img.youtube.com/vi/KjQwLCC9_2w/0.jpg

scouse mac 01-18-2011 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferox13 (Post 885066)
Cool stuff man - I can't wait to start. The fresh eggs are so much nicer...

I might need tips on training your chickens to march in line like that though..


The eggs taste fantastic, we even have a small trade of selling some to people in work for £1 per six (about £1.60 for free range in shops) which wont make us rich but does cover the cost of feed.

If you want them to charge over every time you enter their pen or if they're free in the garden, its the promise of wheat or corn seed, they go mad for it.

Ferox13 09-05-2011 05:32 AM

Hopefully - I'll be getting a new place soon and my ambition to be an EGG BARON will at last be realised...

I will have to start with a couple of Rhode Island red hens or something similar before moving onto more exotic ones.

Fearonsarms 09-06-2011 11:59 AM

Maybe one will hatch you a GOLDEN egg-you might get rich!


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