hide the body, I don't need that noise.

Any place close by where you could stash it?

Just bury it super deep in the woods. No one will ever find that shit.

I would think a bog would do nicely.

It really depends on the situation, who you were with, how many people are aware that you're with the person and all that - so lets say none of that came into play and it was pure choice without having to worry about outside factors like that.

If I was not guilty (sheer accident) and the persons death had nothing to do with anything I'd directly done, given them or touched, I'd leave everything as it was and yes I'd report it to the police and talk to the family in question.

My pranks are more annoying than dangerous so this scenario wouldn't really come into play for me.

Lets say I killed someone?
If it was accidental, though blame could be attributed to me and the result would be losing the quality of my life and the ability to proceed as usual...or, if I'd actually murdered someone, I would bury the body somewhere secluded until I'd collected myself, I would revisit the area late at night with an axe, dismember the body, fill the grave with caustic soda or hydrochloric acid, maybe borax or something like that, fill in the grave and go.
I'd probably inform the family anonymously, and carefully.

I'd go to the police.


but what if the police show up & offer you a deal & wanted to 'help you' to hide the body or mislead/destroying all the evidence & turn the whole matter into a complete different direction...then what will you do??:D

Never hide the body, always hide the pieces...
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You forget those pesky early morning joggers. They ALWAYS find the bodies. Coincidence?

That's why you always have a black friend around. If something like this happens. Just point the po po in his direction. presto. Problem solved.

I'd hide the body in the woods, then go jogging in the morning, find it and call the police.