Have you ever had sex with anything weird?

well - i'm a monkey so yes - everything i have sex with is weird


(and for the record - i'm really offering my immense wisdom to solve your dilemmas and problems -but if you, like most people, spend all your time thinking about me -then you may continue with your questions - I have no secrets)

Should I eat more vegetables?

My bad, misread the thread.... carry on!

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yes - but be careful to only eat older vegetables who have given up on their lives and are looking for an exit - it just seems horrific to slaughter the poor baby vegetables (chinese food has much to answer for)

behold simian wisdom!!

What do you have against online shoe stores?

my feet have prehensile toes and zappos always squinch my toesies

BAH!...Why am I such a slave to the power of suggestion?


After reading this thread, I'm hungry, I'm feeling like I may need some new boots, I'm thinking about waking up Dustin because 'it's been a while'...and I can almost TASTE pizza.....*sigh*...I'll be back later...I'm gonna go make some Ramen...

its not your fault - my monkey charms overwhelm most women! now send me all your money - and a slice of that pizza