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newb 05-27-2010 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 862258)
my sense of humor

ditto




and there's the whole big penis thing


ok....there goes my sense of humor again

missmacabre 05-27-2010 09:59 PM

I'm a good listener. I was that to my boyfriend long before I was his girlfriend, so that comes in first.

I would say most of my good girlfriend points come from being a nerd though. My town has a high population of nerdy guys, and a high population of snobby girls who only wanna date jocks and go tanning or clubbing. So the fact that I am smart, like D&D and Lovecraft and computers and comics and World of Warcraft is apparently a bonus. Even if I was only a horror movie nerd, being passionate about some kind of hobby is sexy. I am also not afraid to look like an idiot.

aaaaand if you asked Derek he would no doubt mention "cute bum" among the list.

Ferox13 05-28-2010 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by missmacabre (Post 862306)

aaaaand if you asked Derek he would no doubt mention "cute bum" among the list.

Yeah - I've been called that a few times too:

http://commons.tongminh.nl/poty/thum...101_small2.jpg

But interesting in my shopping cart has gone up since The Road jumped the bandwagon..

Posher778 05-28-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zero (Post 862231)
so your significant other is your right hand?
:eek:

Normally i'd laugh, but that didn't actually make sense, so please try again.

missmacabre 05-28-2010 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 862362)
Normally i'd laugh, but that didn't actually make sense, so please try again.

Oh, so you're left handed? :p

The Mothman 05-28-2010 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 862362)
Normally i'd laugh, but that didn't actually make sense, so please try again.

how doesn't that make sense?

ferretchucker 05-28-2010 03:37 PM

I have napoleon sydrome meaning I'll strive for success more. In a few years I'll probably be owner of a few resturants and shops. Then I'LL have the money..

ChronoGrl 05-28-2010 06:13 PM

According to my boyfriend:

I'm smart, funny, beautiful, sexy... And it doesn't hurt that I love horror movies, comics, and camping. Kinda what Jenn said - I'm a nerd's wet dream.

Disease 05-29-2010 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 862206)
Why would anyone want to be in a relationship with YOU?

Good question? You tell me?

Disease 05-29-2010 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Freak (Post 862283)
I have nothingto offer.I'm 28 an still living with my parents in thier basement.I have a crappy job and I pretty much hate everyone.

What is it with Americans making their kids live in the basement until they are 28, I have seen it in movies and brushed it off, but now you are coming out and saying it. It should be illegal and recognized as abduction.


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