A conversation between my sister, Tina, my brother in law, Mike, and my nephew, Oliver whilst I was in the room.

[Tina straightening hair]

Mike: Mummy's very vain, isn't she Olly?
Oliver: Yeh!
Mike: She loves herself.
Oliver: No. Mummy loves me.
Mike: And me too?
Oliver: No. Mummy loves me.
Me: Does she love me?
Oliver: ... [looks at me for a minute, then just turns away.]


I got blanked by my 2 year old nephew.