It's not like...every single time...ha, just tends to be someone saying "you know how that other time we got hurt? that was pretty funny, lets do that"
Probably the one I had to psych myself up for the most hurt the least....stapling the flesh between your thumb and finger...you just do it quick and all it feels like is the stapler hitting you...so much anticipation just for that...Pulling 'em out's a bitch though, hadda get at one really deep one with a fork, actually had a small spurt of blood shoot out when I removed it.

USUALLY, we're a bit more laidback.

make a stun gun out or a camera, one to the neck will wake you up.

A disposable camera will do, I was going to suggest the same thing. Super easy and might do the trick.


http://www.5min.com/Video/Make-A-Pow...-a-Camera-4246

http://www.ehow.com/how_2049857_tase...le-camera.html

I'm waiting for Spalala to come on soon and tell us about an unfortunate anus/ electricity related incident....

Not quite yet.
The camera stungun is an idea, but they only have a very short duration of the shock don't they?

Yep, but that other video shows you how to add capacitors to really up the blast that way you can modify to suit your "needs".

The second video you posted there?
Nice.
I'll have to give that one a look, sounds just like what I need.

Thought if anyone reading this from the states feels like organising to get me a cellphone one and sending it over in a package of random junk (pre-paid) from the states, y'all let me know.

I would totally do it if the mail wasn't checked so carefully now, I can't get them in my state either. BudK sells tons and some of them are quite cheap.

I can lend u my Pear of Anguish (once ya wash it before returning it):

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/60/7195...ce_crueler.jpg

We used to do the camera thing when i worked in a photoshop.

I had a mate who I always ended up doing bare knuckle kick boxing fights at drunken BBQ's - we wake up in bits the next day. We'd go fairly hard but we pretty much had an unwritten 'open hand strikes' to the head only...

There are some shock collars made for dogs that operate with remote control, might give you the jolies you're after without having to build anything yourself.