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Despare 02-12-2009 08:44 AM

It's better than Sweetest Day.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...es-DAY-pic.jpg

urgeok2 02-12-2009 09:05 AM

for valentines day - the only thing i do is get my wife a card ... it has to have a monkey dressed as a person on it

actually i do that for birthday/ani/xmas too..

she has quite the collection of those cards by now. (she doesnt want them or collect them on purpose - i just get them)

scouse mac 02-12-2009 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 788576)
she has quite the collection of those cards by now. (she doesnt want them or collect them on purpose - i just get them)

I burst out laughing when I read this!

You will have monkey person cards :D

cheebacheeba 02-12-2009 02:43 PM

We don't "do" V-day...both of us find it a little...yech!
One our my best friends birthdays falls on Valentines day, we usually do something with him...bit embarassing - went to a restaurant last time, nothing but couples, then there was the three of us.
About to do it again tomorrow, less formal setting and two more people...just hitting up the Pizza Hut in the city for all you can eat...so it'll be the five of us with a pizzahut full of cheap dates.

The girl and I much rather celebrate things like birthdays and anniversaries (10 years, this year) v-day just seems, like Christmas, much too commercialised.

Demonique 02-12-2009 05:46 PM

Valentine's Day is a creation of the advertising industry. It makes single people feel lonely and inadquate and couples feel guilty and obligated. My hubby and I invited one of my single friends to come to our place, hang out, play rock band and ignore the "holiday"

missmacabre 02-12-2009 06:09 PM

i've never bought anything for vday so screw Hallmark. It's a chance for me to make creative, hand made cards and gifts. I love my bf up just the same as any day (maybe a little more this year, since I haven't seen him in weeks). I jjust donn't see the hatred for the day. At the very least single people should take advantage of Valentines. If you like someone who is single, chances are the don't want to be single on Valentines day either, so ask them out.

Dante'sInferno 02-12-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonique (Post 788688)
Valentine's Day is a creation of the advertising industry. It makes single people feel lonely and inadquate and couples feel guilty and obligated. My hubby and I invited one of my single friends to come to our place, hang out, play rock band and ignore the "holiday"

Exactly....

milktoaste 02-12-2009 07:11 PM

When I first started dating my wife I pulled the whole, 'I don't beleive in Valentines Day, it's just an excuse to sell pink shit shaped like hearts'. Let's just say that kinda shit don't fly after marriage, not unless you like sharing the couch with the dog.

newb 02-12-2009 07:37 PM

Hopefully I will get laid. 28th anniversary and all.


yeah...thats right....old people still DO IT too.

_____V_____ 02-12-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 788720)
Hopefully I will get laid. 28th anniversary and all.

yeah...thats right....old people still DO IT too.

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."


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